The Shrine

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/iamsam.h ... am.html</a>

Mr Cranky's review of the movie "I Am Sam" may possibly be the greatest movie review ever. "Had I the opportunity, I would have fitted the entire Chinese army with steel soccer cleats and let them march over my unfurled penis if it meant that I could have left the theater even one second earlier..."</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Times New Roman"; text-align: left; '>'Unfurled penis'? This guy loves the self-promotion!</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Oh, and I know he wasn't truly serious, but the idea of a "parent license" would be horribly detrimental to society</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>"When the court asks her, she responds, 'All you need is love,' a line of dialogue so unbelievably bad, it's a wonder it didn't reach up to Heaven and inspire God to destroy all of humankind in a single apocalyptic rebuke for our wasted potential."</div>

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Possibly the single greatest sentence in movie review history.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>True, but I can't help but think the same thing every time I'm waiting in line at the grocery store.</div>