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A fair warning: do NOT see The Scorpion King. It blows, heavily. Not quite as bad as Mummy Returns, but not much better either

PostPosted:Sun Apr 21, 2002 5:21 pm
by Zeus
<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>A fair warning: do NOT see The Scorpion King. It blows, heavily. Not quite as bad as Mummy Returns, but not much better either</div>

PostPosted:Sun Apr 21, 2002 6:51 pm
by Gone to Shakers
<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Yet it had Record Breaking Friday Night Boxoffice sales =)</div>

PostPosted:Sun Apr 21, 2002 7:34 pm
by Eric
<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Zeus said not to see it, that means we should all go see it and enjoy the plotless action if invokes into our actionless lives. :P</div>

From Film Threat: "The opening sequence of 'The Scorpion King' sets the tone for the B movie, Saturday morning serial feel of the film, as we see an outrageously over the top battle takes place, full of blood, carnage and half naked women."

PostPosted:Sun Apr 21, 2002 11:41 pm
by Torgo
<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>I want to see this movie :)

Definately not paying for it, though.</div>

PostPosted:Mon Apr 22, 2002 12:02 am
by G-man Joe
<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>I went to see it coz Kelly Hu looks like my ex-girlfriend from 10 years ago. Only, my ex had bigger boobs. *drools* BTW, this movie is like watching Hercules or Xena, only in theatres.</div>

PostPosted:Mon Apr 22, 2002 12:32 am
by Zeus
<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Oh, the women were HOT, very hot (particularly Hu), but that doesn't make up for the movie's bad points</div>

PostPosted:Mon Apr 22, 2002 12:33 am
by Zeus
<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>That's a really good way to put it. Aside from production value, it did feel like a Hercules or Xena, which isn't a good thing</div>

With a movie like, say, Blade 2, I don't mind as much if they skimp on the plot a bit.  However...

PostPosted:Tue Apr 23, 2002 9:37 am
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>If this is merely a prequel of "The Mummy Returns" with the same production values, then I'll pass. Action movies are nothing without good action. I don't call running from this and that to be good action, like Mummy Returns was. Jackie Chan is good action, but this sounds like a Jackie Chan movie without all of the fighting.</div>

PostPosted:Tue Apr 23, 2002 3:21 pm
by Tessian
<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>In the month of April. No good movies come out in April; November & May are the beginning of the good movie months</div>