The Shrine

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 12:13 am**

<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>you have Jackie Chan and a hot chick, what else could you want? Oh but wait, a 2 billion dollar tuxedo that will gurantee KICK ASS special effects. A weak story line is just expected and can be overlooked.

The truth is a hot brunette will beat the pants off of a hot blonde chick any day of the week, i'd bang JLH in a heartbeat. Hopefully she wont have too many lines and get annoying.</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 7:33 am**

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 1:02 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Thanks for letting us know that you'd fuck a celebrity you'll never meet. Just in case we were quizzed on it, ya know. Good knowledge to have.</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 1:14 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>What if she has a weener?</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 2:59 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Oh, I'm sorry...did we hurt your virgin ears? We'll be not to mention Lox's hard cock sliding in and out of Ish's asshole, right?</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 3:02 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Hey...I meant to ask you....when you went down on yourself.....did you spit or swallow?</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 3:06 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Why the hell would I answer that question? What about when you did it?</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 3:34 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>I never went down on myself. I had girlfriends who did that for me. Stop changing the subject bitch! Did you snowball? Or spit?</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 4:40 pm**

<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>"Because when a guy is sucking dick, he can always pretend its something else... but when hes eating ass, he knows its ass."</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 4:40 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>I think it's Sine's presonal business if he spit or swallowed when he went down on himself!</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 4:52 pm**

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Sine, I'm going to kick your ass.</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 5:49 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>BWAHAHAH!</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 6:26 pm**

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 8:49 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>You can call it a flame if you want, I just find it... silly. Really, what's the motivation?</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 8:51 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Lox, if you need any backup, I'm happy to help.</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 9:10 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>I'd fuck 500 celebrities I'll never meet, and so would most guys I know. QUITE SHOCKING.</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 9:48 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>This is not news. Hence me wondering people's need to proclaim it.</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 11:42 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>He's a man, I mean...come on, I think most men at one point or another have looked at an attracted female, and said to themselves(or a male friend next to them) "Damn, I'd fuck the living piss out of her!</div>

PostPosted:**Wed Sep 11, 2002 11:50 pm**

<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>Given a situation where i would have the chance, of course i would freak out and not go through with it like the little whipped engaged guy that i am, but we can still dream right?

"Even though i'm on a diet, it doesnt mean i cant look at the menu."

Stop being such a lame ass.</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 12:00 am**

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Bullshit. You've never seen Clerks, have you?</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 12:01 am**

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Well, quit taking everything so seriously.</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 12:54 am**

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 1:35 am**

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Oh god, no need for your country-assed Kentucky Deliverance-style fantasies...."You got a pretty mouth..."</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 8:17 am**

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Of course I'd like to, but I don't feel this need to share it with everyone. I really think there's something else behind it. Pure machismo? Hmm.</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 8:18 am**

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Actually, you all are the ones who are taking it seriously. My comment was a snide, off-hand thing. I've noticed for a while, so I finally said something. You're the ones that got all huffy.</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 8:19 am**

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>I'm confused. You don't believe G-Man when he says he has never gone down on himself? And what does this have to do with Clerks?</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 9:51 am**

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Answer the question! Did you swallow? or spit?</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 10:07 am**

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 10:11 am**

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>why the fuck do you want to know? Personally I'd rather never know that information</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 1:15 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>BECAUSE! (actually, I'm running out of comic material on Sine)</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 1:34 pm**

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Apparently there are certain details you don't know about EsquE...</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 1:35 pm**

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I believe it's spelled "purdy" in hick.</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 3:06 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>The man's a fan of chicks with dicks! Is that a crime??</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 3:06 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Hey, Kupek...you've been acting like a elitist holier-than-thou asshole as of late. What's up?</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 3:18 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Actually, I think it's funnier that you're pursuing the question with such zeal, sorta like that guy who Buzz knocked out. Oh, BTW... *clocks GMJ in the face*</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 4:57 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>You threw up.</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 5:41 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>How you perceive it ("elitist holier-than-thou asshole"), I won't address. That's up to you.</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 5:50 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>yes...apparantly there are...and I don't want to know</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 6:24 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Don't dis the Esque!</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 7:55 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>You've seen it, haven't you?</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 8:53 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Uhhhh...what? That didn't make sense.</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 8:54 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Yeah, uhhh...welcome to my domain and all, but I liked you better when you were a bit more thoughtout about everything.</div>

PostPosted:**Thu Sep 12, 2002 11:05 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>When you nutted in your mouth, you didn't spit or swallow...you threw up. =8^)</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Sep 13, 2002 12:18 am**

<div style='font: 10pt Garamond; text-align: left; '>Depends on the state...</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Sep 13, 2002 12:10 pm**

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Haha...Tess, you will forever be the newbie. :) You haven't been around long enough to remember the huge Rum thread where this was all laid out.</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Sep 13, 2002 1:50 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Hey, come on, I was thought-out on the statistics discussion.</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Sep 13, 2002 1:51 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>I remember the part about the guy's girlfriend sucking 26 (27) dicks, but no self-felation. Maybe it's been too long.</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Sep 13, 2002 3:19 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Heh. Good point</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Sep 13, 2002 7:59 pm**

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>Dante and Randall are in a car, Randall dupes Dante into admitting he has tried to suck his own dick.</div>

PostPosted:**Fri Sep 13, 2002 10:20 pm**

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Nevermind that it's part of the ending to the movie, besides what BL said.</div>

The Shrine

I dont know what you all were talking about, "The Tuxedo" looks damn cool...

I dont know what you all were talking about, "The Tuxedo" looks damn cool...

Yeah seriously Kupek, why dont you toss my salad and leave your lame flames to yourself.

Ya got me Sine. My virgin ears are burning. We all know how much I hate talking about sex.

Motivation? ummmm, shes hot!?! Sorry we're all not as evolved as you, Kupek, and actually have animial instincs. I think its normal that a guy would want to have non-comital(sp?) sex with a hot chick. In fact, it's just weird that

I have been acting a bit different, I'll concede that. Simply, I'm not biting my tongue as much as I used to.

I'm having more fun. I think about things plenty, I just usually don't take the time to type them up.