The Shrine

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>It was most hilarious!

Normally I wouldn't have watched something like that. But I was laughing so hard in the first 5 minutes I couldn't help but watch.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Who was in it and how wimpy were they? Any of them did well? Who whined? Who cried? Who made a fool of themselves? TELL ME! now.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>...they had a great cast I thought:

Traci Bingham ("Baywatch"), Coolio, David Faustino (Bud Bundy - "Married…with Children"), Kato Kaelin (the world's most famous houseguest), Lorenzo Lamas ("Renegade") Fabrice Morvan (formerly of Milli Vanilli), Tiffany (pop singer and Playboy cover model), Vitamin C (pop singer, "Scary Movie 2"), Barry Williams ("The Brady Bunch") and Nikki Schieler Ziering (Model - "The Price is Right").

So there all on a bus to the camp. Everyone is laughing and cracking jokes as they pull in. Right as the bus stops one of the drill instructors runs into the bus and just starts SCREAMING out orders. Faustino's face went from laughter to terror in about .0005 seconds. I don't know what the hell these "celebrities" thought bootcamp was but they clearly weren't ready for it.

They bring everyone inside a building and have them take whatever bags or suitcase they had and dump it out on the table. Some of them are unpacking like normal and the drill instructors is screaming at them to "dump it out". Some of them still don't get it so he grabs there bag and does it for them. They start rooting through what they brought and ridicule them about there choices. Bingham brought some hot pink boots and the drill instrucctor is like "Did you think you were going to wear this!? Who wears this stuff!? PUT IT ON NOW! You have 30seconds to put that on!". Greg Brady had a CD in his bag of EMINEM covers he's redone with his own lyrics. "I'm the real Brady. Yea I'm the Greg Brady..." so the instructor makes him start singing some of it. I was peeing my pants at this point. Then there's Coolio, "What do you do Coolio!?" "I'm a rapper, sir." "You're a rapper!? START RAPPING! NOW NOW NOW! About the marines!" and he just floundered. He couldn't do it under the preassure. So, right after that intro Coolio and Kato were complaining about getting yelled at and how they didn't think they would be able to take it. They were there for 3 hours at that point and had a whole week to go...

I'll add more later.

Guess who won.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Garamond; text-align: left; '>I'd put my money on the Milli Vanilli dude...there's gotta be some pent up anger and aggression there...</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>My money's on Bud Bundy.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>So they split the group into two groups and the drill instructors pick squad leaders for each group. I don't remember who specifically in in which group but I remember some of them. Lorenzo and Faustino are in one group and Faustino was picked as squad leader and then Coolio and Tracy Bingham are in the other group with Bingham as the leader. Coolio is not to happy about this as he thinks Bingham is an idiot "Maybe if she was leading us into a Rodeo Drive shopping spree I would listen to her but out here she don't know jack.".

The squads are split up but there first mission is done together. They need to collect a misile and 2 down chopper pilots. Right away too many people are yelling about what to do and they clearly are not working together. The first squad actuallly leaves before the 2nd one arrives. But they eventually catch up to them. Lorenzo Lamas, Coolio and Faustino all yelling different things and Bingham just saying things, not yelling. After looking like a bunch of assholes they actually complete the mission in time but afterward Coolio nad Lorenzo Lamas are arguing about the right way it should have been done.

Yada yada yada, after a few gruelling missions and other physical challenges they get all the recruits together and start eliminating some. The drill instructors get to pick. It ends up with Lorenzo lamas, David Faustino, Tracy Bingham and Coolio being the final four.

Next there is a competition to narrow it down to 2. The final two get to run the "Gauntlet" a mental and physical super challenge. But to decide who remains they have a contest called the "dead hang" where the four recruits hang from a bar. The two that hang the longest will move on.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Yeah, and the fact that he hasn't killed himself shows that he's gotta be a champ at taking abuse and humiliation</div>

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Zing!</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I want Bud Bundy to win too. Underdog all the way</div>

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Underdog? If memory serves me right, that guy was pretty buffed up in the last few seasons of the show.</div>

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Yes and well worth it. Couldn't believe Coolio said he respected a fuckin' fake drill sargaent more than his own dad. Freakin' sad....</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Garamond; text-align: left; '>lol</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Well the drill instructors were ex-actual marine drill instructors, so I wouldn't say "fake".</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>The guy's like 5'5" and weights 150lbs when he's HUGE.</div>