<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>I swear this guy sounds like W.C. Fields. (It even mentions "Mr. Fields".) Both of the quotes are in the same movie, I believe:
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<b>Somebody:</b> "I warn you, Mr. Fields, some of this **** could be view as fraudulent."
<b>Fields:</b> "Don't speak to me of fraud, sir, when you represent one of the most fraudulent and corrupt political systems since the Roman empire! Now, I'm far from being a Communist, but you sir of an administration, that bleeds us poor sucker's wife while senators get rich. You serve a president that has a Scottie dog that eats better than 90% of the children of the United States! You serve a president who's got a wife, who flies around the world, sticking her nose in everybody else's business, instead of staying home washing the president's jockstrap in the White House sink!!"
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<b>Fields:</b> "I want to ask you a question: How much government tax is on a bottle of whiskey?"
<b>Some other guy:</b> "30 cents."
<b>Fields:</b> "30 cents. Do you realize that if I gave up drinking, you two imbelices would be out of a job?! Now go on...get out! Get out, I said!"
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<b>Somebody:</b> "I warn you, Mr. Fields, some of this **** could be view as fraudulent."
<b>Fields:</b> "Don't speak to me of fraud, sir, when you represent one of the most fraudulent and corrupt political systems since the Roman empire! Now, I'm far from being a Communist, but you sir of an administration, that bleeds us poor sucker's wife while senators get rich. You serve a president that has a Scottie dog that eats better than 90% of the children of the United States! You serve a president who's got a wife, who flies around the world, sticking her nose in everybody else's business, instead of staying home washing the president's jockstrap in the White House sink!!"
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<b>Fields:</b> "I want to ask you a question: How much government tax is on a bottle of whiskey?"
<b>Some other guy:</b> "30 cents."
<b>Fields:</b> "30 cents. Do you realize that if I gave up drinking, you two imbelices would be out of a job?! Now go on...get out! Get out, I said!"
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Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
