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Went to see Cellular last night for a lark.  Biggest pile of steaming Moose dung ever. Not due to my distate for cellphones either.

PostPosted:Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:08 pm
by the Gray
<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>It had everything to do with the weak script, terrible acting and silly script. Kim Basinger has won an Oscar? She was the incredible plastic woman in this movie, all jerky and amateurish. Just terrible. Only William H. Macy did a passible job in his role, but seeing him transform from Wuss Staff Sgt into Super Cop was just too damn much.

Leading male Actor? I hope I never see him in anything again. Holy shit but Hollywood movies have gotten bad lately.

Zeus HAS to go see this movie and give a review. It's almost bad enough to become kitz, but just falls short. There's a scene where you just really wish the Lead actor would spew out some Asinine one liner, but he doesn't. If he had it would've made the movie passable as an unintentional comedy.</div>

PostPosted:Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:52 pm
by Zeus
<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>You don't like Strahan? He was great in The Transporter, but I've this one is garbage. Freebie at best (TBS likely, I won't even waste time d'loading it :-)</div>

PostPosted:Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:42 pm
by Derithian
<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>The Transporter. one of those movies that sucks ass but fucking rules at the same time. best car chase ever right off the bat then the oil bus fight were worth 7 bucks on their own</div>

PostPosted:Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:06 pm
by Lox
<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Agreed. It was so cheesy and lame but the fights were so freaking cool.</div>

PostPosted:Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:29 pm
by the Gray
<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>If he had been in it more then the movie could've gotten a 'passable choice' rating from me.</div>

PostPosted:Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:36 pm
by Zeus
<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Wasn't he in Snatch as well?</div>

PostPosted:Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:23 am
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005458/">Jason Statham</a>

Yep. As well as The One, Italian Job, Collateral, Lock/Stock/2Barrels</div>

PostPosted:Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:58 am
by Zeus
<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Pfft! The One and Italian Job only hurt his resume....</div>

PostPosted:Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:12 am
by Nixon
<div style='font: ; text-align: left; '>He was entertaining in The Italian Job, and Seth Green to a smaller extent. The One, however, was just too bad, even for him.</div>

PostPosted:Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:19 am
by SineSwiper
<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>I hated the whole "Napster" angle in that movie.</div>

PostPosted:Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:18 am
by Nixon
<div style='font: ; text-align: left; '>I hated that part. Actually I was referring to the part when he was "filling in" Jason Statham's dialog with some woman.</div>