The Shrine

More hillariarity here. I really wish public figures would take the time to clobber anonymous internet critics on a one-by-one basis. It's a great community service.

Also, I never realized how much Kevin Smith enjoyed ass-to-mouth felatio until now.

http://viewaskew.com/theboard/viewtopic ... 46#1273146

I gotta read these in detail soonish. I'm not much of a movie guy, but anyone bright deflating the egos of uninformed message board posters is usually good times.

Utter hilarity. The first few replies are pure gold.

Either his movies don't stand the test of time or I'm not not stoned enough. I used to love his movies, now I can't stand them (Clerks and Chasing Amy being two slight exceptions).

Black Lotus wrote:Either his movies don't stand the test of time or I'm not not stoned enough. I used to love his movies, now I can't stand them (Clerks and Chasing Amy being two slight exceptions).

Those are actually the two I liked the least :-)

Zeus wrote:Those are actually the two I liked the least :-)

That's because you're Zeus. Sometimes, it's like you're in Bizarro World, or you're the Evil Earthworm Jim.

Evil EWJ: "Hey, you know when you brush your teeth and then drink orange juice?"
Good EWJ: "God, I hate that!"
Evil EWJ: "Well, I love it!"