Wow, I had no idea that could happen.Lox wrote:Check out this sniper suicide video I saw posted online...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXfwd4_ydLM
That sucks. haha
Would become:SineSwiper wrote:Yet, reviewers are giving it perfect 10s and such glowing reviews, and everybody in the world is pumped for it, and millions of millions of dollars is going to Microsoft for creating...
...an above-average game!
SineSwiper wrote:Yet, reviewers are giving it perfect 10s and such glowing reviews, and everybody in the world is pumped for it, and millions of millions of dollars is going to Microsoft for creating...
...an above-average game!*
* I have not actually played Halo 3.
That is a total slap in the face to Shrine tradition. I think we're all in agreement that Sine does not have to personally experience, see, read, or even hear about anything in particular in order to make a ruling on it.Kupek wrote:New rule! Sine has to qualify all judgments with whether or not he has direct experience with what he's judging.
that was a pretty good game it was. second and third matches with andrew I remembered my shit and was kickin all kinda pooperBlack Lotus wrote:Chris and I were just playing Halo with your girlfriend(!?). You. Lucky. Bastard.Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:Haha!
According to Xbox Live, Sine has not played Halo 3. Surprise!
I think I've bitched too much about Sine's posts in this vein to actually have anything to say on the subject. It is worth noting, however, that a very small part of me actually felt a bit sad at the thought of Sine actually taking the time to know what he's talking about when he posts. This place has soaked up some of the magic of his experience.Black Lotus wrote:That is a total slap in the face to Shrine tradition. I think we're all in agreement that Sine does not have to personally experience, see, read, or even hear about anything in particular in order to make a ruling on it.Kupek wrote:New rule! Sine has to qualify all judgments with whether or not he has direct experience with what he's judging.
Haha! Yeah, she just told me about it. I'm surprised that she's braving the fiery furnace that is Live. I can't play online without muting everybody and pretending that I'm playing with insanely good bots.Black Lotus wrote:Chris and I were just playing Halo with your girlfriend(!?). You. Lucky. Bastard.
God damnit... I can't even get my gf to play WITH me.. and she has her own f'ing Xbox! Keeps complaining she's no good at it (which is her defense for not playing any FPS)...Black Lotus wrote: Chris and I were just playing Halo with your girlfriend(!?). You. Lucky. Bastard.
You think that's bad? I can't even get mine to cook for me because she complains she's no good at it.Tessian wrote:God damnit... I can't even get my gf to play WITH me.. and she has her own f'ing Xbox! Keeps complaining she's no good at it (which is her defense for not playing any FPS)...Black Lotus wrote: Chris and I were just playing Halo with your girlfriend(!?). You. Lucky. Bastard.
Wait 'til you get married, pal. My wife will occasionally play Mario Party, she watched us play Bioshock 'til it scared her, and she hardly touches the DS Lite I got for her that she so badly wanted. And now she's "too busy" to cook even though she works 15-20 hours a week less than me and I get home often after 7pm.Black Lotus wrote:You think that's bad? I can't even get mine to cook for me because she complains she's no good at it.Tessian wrote:God damnit... I can't even get my gf to play WITH me.. and she has her own f'ing Xbox! Keeps complaining she's no good at it (which is her defense for not playing any FPS)...Black Lotus wrote: Chris and I were just playing Halo with your girlfriend(!?). You. Lucky. Bastard.
Playing Mario Party with your wife was the highight of that year I came up dude. she talked more shit than the rest of us combined.....I think I fell in love......you are one lucky fucker dudeZeus wrote:Wait 'til you get married, pal. My wife will occasionally play Mario Party, she watched us play Bioshock 'til it scared her, and she hardly touches the DS Lite I got for her that she so badly wanted. And now she's "too busy" to cook even though she works 15-20 hours a week less than me and I get home often after 7pm.Black Lotus wrote:You think that's bad? I can't even get mine to cook for me because she complains she's no good at it.Tessian wrote: God damnit... I can't even get my gf to play WITH me.. and she has her own f'ing Xbox! Keeps complaining she's no good at it (which is her defense for not playing any FPS)...
Women, can't live with them........................................
aye....after the last game I sent a message about it being crazy and she sent one back....I was like.....wataminit....this isn't andrew.....wha?Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:Haha! Yeah, she just told me about it. I'm surprised that she's braving the fiery furnace that is Live. I can't play online without muting everybody and pretending that I'm playing with insanely good bots.Black Lotus wrote:Chris and I were just playing Halo with your girlfriend(!?). You. Lucky. Bastard.
You'd better pipe up if we actually play together some day. I hate playing team games (objective ones anyway) with mutes.Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:Haha! Yeah, she just told me about it. I'm surprised that she's braving the fiery furnace that is Live. I can't play online without muting everybody and pretending that I'm playing with insanely good bots.Black Lotus wrote:Chris and I were just playing Halo with your girlfriend(!?). You. Lucky. Bastard.
aye exactly....plus yer an aussie and we need the accent....don't force me to put on my fake scottish accent while fucking up little kidsBlack Lotus wrote:You'd better pipe up if we actually play together some day. I hate playing team games (objective ones anyway) with mutes.Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:Haha! Yeah, she just told me about it. I'm surprised that she's braving the fiery furnace that is Live. I can't play online without muting everybody and pretending that I'm playing with insanely good bots.Black Lotus wrote:Chris and I were just playing Halo with your girlfriend(!?). You. Lucky. Bastard.
Heh. She doesn't play too much any more, unfortunately. I'm gonna try and get her into an adventure game, maybe something like Beyond Good and Evil (I may try Dreamfall). She's a sci-fi nut so I think she'll like these things if I can get her to sit down and check it out.Chris Hansbrough wrote:Playing Mario Party with your wife was the highight of that year I came up dude. she talked more shit than the rest of us combined.....I think I fell in love......you are one lucky fucker dudeZeus wrote:Wait 'til you get married, pal. My wife will occasionally play Mario Party, she watched us play Bioshock 'til it scared her, and she hardly touches the DS Lite I got for her that she so badly wanted. And now she's "too busy" to cook even though she works 15-20 hours a week less than me and I get home often after 7pm.Black Lotus wrote: You think that's bad? I can't even get mine to cook for me because she complains she's no good at it.
Women, can't live with them........................................
it really amazes me. that has been my favorite so far but I still loved after winning a 1 flag ctf game 3-1 the other guys winning the last one they started talking about how we sucked and then to my buddy whose name is HumanBong all they could come up with was "Yeah well.....(long pause) why don't you go um....(short pause) smoke your bong.....Black Lotus wrote:I lost track of how many times I've been called a nigger, jew, faggot, or a combination of those, in Halo 2 and 3. Love the Halo community!
because I don't sound or look like a geek. I'm mantasticularly sexy...Lox wrote:Hey, Chris, I meant to tell you this last night on Live...
Your voice sounds nothing at all what I imagined in my head. haha I don't know why I felt the need to tell you that.
You told me about it but I didn't play yet...Chris Hansbrough wrote:because I don't sound or look like a geek. I'm mantasticularly sexy...Lox wrote:Hey, Chris, I meant to tell you this last night on Live...
Your voice sounds nothing at all what I imagined in my head. haha I don't know why I felt the need to tell you that.
and I'm not sure if I ever really used my real voice last nigh. I just ran around screaming shit that was pretty much batshit insane....
wooooo it was fun. Rocket Race rules. you missed out Tessian......
wait...were you there at all for the rocket race or pirates? I think you may have left before that. needless to say it was fuckin fun. rocet race is awesome fun and pirates is grand as well......dueling elephants rule
Damnit Chris, stop plotting to destroy space and time!Chris Hansbrough wrote:oy andrew bro. your girlfriend was able to keep up with my insanity while you were in the kitchen. you are a lucky bastard. although it kinda confused me as she has the exact same voice and vocal mannerisms as an artist from up there that I have nown for a bit. kinda spooky it was. now I want to get the 2 of them in a game and play try t figure out who the hell is speaking....
We already knew that I didn't buy it. However, I take 0Punc's comments as Jesus's divine truth, and he says it's an above-average game. Therefore, it's an above-average game. It LOOKS like an above-average game.Kupek wrote:New rule! Sine has to qualify all judgments with whether or not he has direct experience with what he's judging.
I'd go further. Being British + speaking quickly without pause != being witty.Black Lotus wrote:Being British + speaking quickly without pause + being witty =/= truth.
Enjoy The Orange Box, as I'm certain I will when it gets released over here. But GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD. Jesus Christ, what is it about Halo that compels people to troll it so fervently?SineSwiper wrote:Anyway, screw you wankers with Halo. I'm playing Orange Box, and just one of the games kicks Halo's ass, much less all 5.
he was playing the desert level and got himself a sandy vagina.....sine seriously....the douchebag offer is good for you too....first come first serve.Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:I'd go further. Being British + speaking quickly without pause != being witty.Black Lotus wrote:Being British + speaking quickly without pause + being witty =/= truth.
It may be my inherent Australian disdain for the hated British, but I find Zero Punctuation's reviews more irritating than funny, and particularly when he's so wrong so often.
Enjoy The Orange Box, as I'm certain I will when it gets released over here. But GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD. Jesus Christ, what is it about Halo that compels people to troll it so fervently?SineSwiper wrote:Anyway, screw you wankers with Halo. I'm playing Orange Box, and just one of the games kicks Halo's ass, much less all 5.