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Name a game character you'd 'do'.
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:01 pm
by Fea
So apologies if this has been done before but I'm new and therefore reserve the right to be ignorant of such things.
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:07 pm
by Zeus
I tend not to think of them that way.........
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:18 pm
by Blotus
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:27 pm
by Andrew, Killer Bee
I would post in this thread, but for me...
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PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:30 pm
by Blotus
Ohhhh baby... I'd fall into his trap any day.
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:35 pm
by Lox
From what I'm told, "once you go black, you never go back."
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:35 pm
by SineSwiper
BL: Get out.
I would probably do the entire female cast of the DoA series, but that's because they have the most realistic looking boobs.
It's kind of an elementary question, because I would 'do' anything that had boobs, two legs, and at least looked attractive. Let me see:
Laura Croft: The more polygon count, the better. I would also do Angelina Jolie, and any of the models that pretended to be Laura Croft.
Tifa: Sure, but give me the Advent Children version
Liara T'soni from Mass Effect: Totally. Heck, I would do most of those blue bitches.
FFX2: Yeah, probably the whole game. After all, there's barely a guy in that game.
KOS-MOS: Sure, why not? Who's down for some AI action?
Phoenix Wright chicks: They seem to always want to throw in a booby chick in there all the time.
So, sorry, but you're likely not going to get the expected response of some guy just liking one character. No offense, of course. If the character looks real enough, we'd probably be attracted enough to them. After all, we look at 2D porn, so it's not like we need something to be physically there.
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:36 pm
by SineSwiper
Wow, I'm actually taking the high road and posting a serious response...?
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:42 pm
by Eric
Street Fighter's Cammy
Final Fight's Poison(*Sob* I know)
Tomb Raider's Lara Croft
King of Fighter's Mai(Good god)
Darkstalker's Morrigan
Bloodrayne's Rayne
Metal Gear Solid 3's Eva
Metroid's Samus(Jury is out how she looks post metroid merger in Metriod Fusion!)
Soul Caliber's Ivy(She's as bad as Mai if not worse)
Phoenix Wright's Mia Fey.
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:54 pm
by SineSwiper
Man, Eric. Pixilated 2D characters? You have lower standards than I do.
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:56 pm
by Lox
In all fairness to Eric, Mia Fey is pretty hot. Especially when she takes over Pearl's body.
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:57 pm
by Julius Seeker
Rikku is EASILY the sexiest character around right now. Young, blonde hair, blue eyes, fit.... She'd be a nice fuck on a Thursday night after drinking a a couple bottles of wine and sweating it off on the dance floor. Rikku with the taste of champagne and a bit of vodka on her breath, along with over-powering vanilla scented hair conditioner/perfume/moisterizer of some sort (I don't really care how she does it), that is one wild fuck over the kitchen table the kitchen I would REALLY enjoy. After I fucked the Queen of Ivalice:
and Julia Stiles:
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:57 pm
by Andrew, Killer Bee
I will admit that, as a 13 year-old, I used to play Cammy exclusively in Super Street Fighter 2, just to see her winning pose.
This sprite is from SFA2, but it's as close as I could find:
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http://www.alternatedimension.com/int/tanaka/cammy.gif">
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:58 pm
by Eric
SineSwiper wrote:Man, Eric. Pixilated 2D characters? You have lower standards than I do.
They don't talk except to scream/yell, that makes them perfect imo.
(I'm horrible) :p
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:59 pm
by Julius Seeker
Lox wrote:In all fairness to Eric, Mia Fey is pretty hot. Especially when she takes over Pearl's body.
Because then you know it's illegal and wrong! Even if she is morphed into a 29 year old, a hot age. Lox, do you know what the best thing about twenty nine year olds is?
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:02 pm
by SineSwiper
Well, yeah, but at least I have more pixels to play with on a DS. With the 2D fighters, we're talking about something that is maybe 50 pixels long. I mean, if you misplace one pixel, you could have shifted a boob or something.
Unless of course,
this is more to your liking.
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:20 pm
by Lox
Dutch wrote:Because then you know it's illegal and wrong! Even if she is morphed into a 29 year old, a hot age. Lox, do you know what the best thing about twenty nine year olds is?
Do I want to know? haha
PostPosted:Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:50 pm
by Flip
SineSwiper wrote:Well, yeah, but at least I have more pixels to play with on a DS. With the 2D fighters, we're talking about something that is maybe 50 pixels long. I mean, if you misplace one pixel, you could have shifted a boob or something.
Unless of course,
this is more to your liking.
Thats the best review to the best game i've ever seen!
EDIT: Oh, and Tifa FTW.
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:14 am
by Julius Seeker
Lox wrote:Dutch wrote:Because then you know it's illegal and wrong! Even if she is morphed into a 29 year old, a hot age. Lox, do you know what the best thing about twenty nine year olds is?
Do I want to know? haha
Well, there IS twenty of them =P
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:43 am
by Fea
Dutch wrote:Lox wrote:Dutch wrote:Because then you know it's illegal and wrong! Even if she is morphed into a 29 year old, a hot age. Lox, do you know what the best thing about twenty nine year olds is?
Do I want to know? haha
Well, there IS twenty of them =P
I'm never starting a topic ever again.
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:52 am
by Eric
Fea wrote:Dutch wrote:Lox wrote:
Do I want to know? haha
Well, there IS twenty of them =P
I'm never starting a topic ever again.
No worries, Lox and Seeker are already on the FBI's Sexual offender list.
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:07 am
by bovine
I'm with zeus on this one. I tend to think of videogame characters in a very objective fashion, and that's not how I likes my women.
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:12 am
by Don
I think Rikku would be more attractive if her intelligence didn't go from 2 digits to single digit in FFX2 and become a hyper spastic teenager who can't stand still for more than 1 frame. I suppose you could just pretend everything in FFX2 never happened.
I think the later FFs character are the closest thing that might resemble a real life supermodel as opposed to a nonexistent fantastical entity.
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:06 am
by Julius Seeker
Don Wang wrote:I think Rikku would be more attractive if her intelligence didn't go from 2 digits to single digit in FFX2 and become a hyper spastic teenager who can't stand still for more than 1 frame. I suppose you could just pretend everything in FFX2 never happened.
I think the later FFs character are the closest thing that might resemble a real life supermodel as opposed to a nonexistent fantastical entity.
There is nothing more attractive than a hot dumb blonde girl =)
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:10 am
by Tessian
Wow... most of you have given this WAY too much thought. I'm going to have to side with Bovine/Zeus because I can still tell the difference between reality and animation
Nothing ever more than eye candy...
/Although when the girl died in Shannarra I cried for half an hour... not fair to make a kid go through that!
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:19 am
by SineSwiper
Tessian wrote:Wow... <strike>most of you have</strike> Seeker has given this WAY too much thought.
FTFY
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:45 am
by Julius Seeker
Eric wrote:Fea wrote:Dutch wrote:
Well, there IS twenty of them =P
I'm never starting a topic ever again.
No worries, Lox and Seeker are already on the FBI's Sexual offender list.
Hey, I usually wait until they're out of school before I make my move....
....which is usually about 3:30!
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:07 am
by Zeus
I'll take my avatar girlie over your chaffing pixelated "women" any day :-)
You guys have given this WAAAY too much thought :-)
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:03 am
by Julius Seeker
Zeus wrote:I'll take my avatar girlie over your chaffing pixelated "women" any day :-)
You guys have given this WAAAY too much thought :-)
Dude, if it wasn't obvious, we're just joking around.
Though I personally give videogames in general waaaaaaay too much thought, I am a huge fan of them.
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:44 am
by Don
I just thought of something. The Queen of Ivalice isn't Ashe as she is the Queen of Dalmasca. The Queen of Ivalice would either be Ovelia or possibly Penelo.
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:53 pm
by Blotus
Don Wang wrote: or possibly Penelo.
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:58 pm
by SineSwiper
Whatever, like all FF costumes, she's wearing something that no human (save cosplayers) would ever wear.
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:19 pm
by Julius Seeker
What?! I dress up normally like Wakka ALL the time! =P
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:48 pm
by Chris
see that's just nasty. fantasizing over game characters....you guys are fucking sick.....that being said
I would totally fuck anything drawn by adam hughes
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:27 pm
by SineSwiper
Please, Derithian! You know you want to bend Polaris or Psyclocke over a kitchen table.
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:05 pm
by Andrew, Killer Bee
Chris Hansbrough wrote:I would totally fuck anything drawn by adam hughes
The dude is a genius, I will admit.
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:09 pm
by bovine
so this post was supposed to be saying that Chris's image link was broken, but it miraculously fixed itself for me.
So I'll just say instead that I'm not trying to be all high and mighty by saying that I don't sexualize videogame characters. I'm just trying to say that I think of them more as mostly flat, two dimensional figures that are more for analysis than for, say, sex.
Female characters that I really think that have broken the mold and become real multidimensional characters that I really started to care about were: Elena (uncharted), Alyx (HL2), Jade (BG&E), Heather (SH3), and Kei Nagase (ace combat 5). Honourable mentions for Andrew Ryan for me being sad when he died and for his just generally being amazing.
PostPosted:Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:27 pm
by SineSwiper
bovine wrote:Female characters that I really think that have broken the mold and become real multidimensional characters that I really started to care about were: Elena (uncharted), Alyx (HL2), Jade (BG&E), Heather (SH3), and Kei Nagase (ace combat 5). Honourable mentions for Andrew Ryan for me being sad when he died and for his just generally being amazing.
Well, since we are talking about female characters in Bioshock, you might as well mention Tennebaum. Hell, just about every character in Bioshock I cared about, so might as well include people like Diane. Same goes for System Shock 2.
EDIT: Wow...somebody finally wrote my Plot Analysis FAQ for Bioshock that I was planning on creating (and lost interest).
PostPosted:Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:45 am
by Chris
Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:Chris Hansbrough wrote:I would totally fuck anything drawn by adam hughes
The dude is a genius, I will admit.
I could post a kajillion catwoman and wonder woman covers too. But I'll leave it to my favorite female character in all media to do the talking......yummy