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I want a game that's so bad it's awesome, any suggestions?

PostPosted:Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:28 pm
by Julius Seeker
I mean, I seriously want a game that is terrible, but at the same time totally awesome: kind of like a John Carpenter film. Or kind of like Conan the Barbarian, Commando, or Evil Dead. Any suggestions?

PostPosted:Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:31 pm
by Chris
Conan and Viking.....not good games but somehow fun

PostPosted:Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:33 pm
by Blotus
Super Smash Bros. Brawl minus the awesome.

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:39 am
by kali o.
Black Lotus wrote:Super Smash Bros. Brawl minus the awesome.
You realize you totally ruined the trolling I had prepped when I entered this thread?

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:42 am
by RentCavalier
Mystical Ninja Goemon fits this bill, I think.

Old N64 game. It's ridiculous. Just play it for an hour and you'll realize.

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:51 am
by bovine
cruis'n USA on the n64

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:59 am
by Zeus
Mega Man X7. I challenge you to build up the willpower to beat that game.

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:35 am
by Kupek
Superman 64?

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:13 pm
by Julius Seeker
Whoah, I don't remember writing this.....

Anyway, games like Bad Dudes, Terminator 2, and Paper Boy come to mind. Cruisin' USA is another, and probably any Goemon game =P

Mortal Kombat games and Primal Rage =P

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:54 pm
by Blotus
Dutch wrote:and probably any Goemon game =P
Hey, Legend of the Mystical Ninja for SNES was excellent.

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:06 pm
by Zeus
Dutch wrote:Whoah, I don't remember writing this.....

Anyway, games like Bad Dudes, Terminator 2, and Paper Boy come to mind. Cruisin' USA is another, and probably any Goemon game =P

Mortal Kombat games and Primal Rage =P
Those aren't "bad" games. You wimping out here. You want to play an awful, awful game, you're gonna have to start getting to the real drudge

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:18 pm
by Don
Beyond the Beyond or The Legend of the Dragoon for PSX.

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:58 pm
by RentCavalier
Fuck yes, Legend of Dragoon is one of the worst games that everyone thinks was great.

It's like the Halo 3 of PSX RPGS. >:)

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:34 pm
by Tessian
RentCavalier wrote: It's like the Halo 3 of PSX RPGS. >:)
Eric wrote: *You hit horse for 691*
*You crit horse for 1,299*
*Horse dies*
*You hit horse for 342*
*You hit horse for 648*
*You crit horse for 1158*

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:37 pm
by Andrew, Killer Bee
RentCavalier wrote:It's like the Halo 3 of PSX RPGS. >:)
How far away from a board upgrade are we, Sine? I'm used to Seeker and Nev's gone, but I desperately need to be able to ignore junior here.

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:10 pm
by Chris
RentCavalier wrote:Fuck yes, Legend of Dragoon is one of the worst games that everyone thinks was great.

It's like the Halo 3 of PSX RPGS. >:)
ok then cracky

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:51 pm
by Eric
Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:
RentCavalier wrote:It's like the Halo 3 of PSX RPGS. >:)
How far away from a board upgrade are we, Sine? I'm used to Seeker and Nev's gone, but I desperately need to be able to ignore junior here.
Oh come on, he's not that bad, no worse then Zeus' Microsoft hate. :)

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:54 pm
by Chris
Eric wrote:
Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:
RentCavalier wrote:It's like the Halo 3 of PSX RPGS. >:)
How far away from a board upgrade are we, Sine? I'm used to Seeker and Nev's gone, but I desperately need to be able to ignore junior here.
Oh come on, he's not that bad, no worse then Zeus' Microsoft hate. :)
I would say his taste in movies is more comparable here

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:56 pm
by RentCavalier
Say what you will--Halo 3 is terrible.

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:24 pm
by Tessian
RentCavalier wrote:Say what you will--Halo 3 is terrible.
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PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:35 pm
by Andrew, Killer Bee
RentCavalier wrote:Say what you will--Halo 3 is terrible.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. We get it. You don't like Halo 3. PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT IT.

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:44 pm
by Eric
Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:
RentCavalier wrote:Say what you will--Halo 3 is terrible.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. We get it. You don't like Halo 3. PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT IT.
*Holds back Andrew* For the love of god, stop QQing about Halo 3. My power to restrain an Aussie only goes so far, if he uses his Aussie voice against me that's a wrap! :P

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:23 pm
by SineSwiper
You know it's funny. Rent posted a jab about Halo 3, and 20 other posts from other people followed. Then Andrew says this:

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. We get it. You don't like Halo 3. PLEASE STOP POSTING ABOUT IT."

So, which was more noise? Rent's simple jab, or the 20 posts bitching about that single comment?

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:34 pm
by bovine
jab

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:36 pm
by EsquE
Eh...didn't even like Halo 1. Just not my kinda game. To each his own.

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:38 pm
by Andrew, Killer Bee
Rent makes this "simple jab" in every other thread. If we were to replace Rent with a bot that posts "NEEERDS" and "halo 3 sucks lol" in every other thread I'm not sure anybody would notice the difference.

PostPosted:Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:56 pm
by EsquE
Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:Rent makes this "simple jab" in every other thread. If we were to replace Rent with a bot that posts "NEEERDS" and "halo 3 sucks lol" in every other thread I'm not sure anybody would notice the difference.
Hmmmm...not really a bad idea. Flame bait bots would really liven up the joint. A nintendo loving bot. A Mental bot. A final fantasy vii rules and a final fantasy vii sucks bots. This place is never more interesting than when we're at each other's throats. :D

PostPosted:Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:32 pm
by Zeus
EsquE wrote:
Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:Rent makes this "simple jab" in every other thread. If we were to replace Rent with a bot that posts "NEEERDS" and "halo 3 sucks lol" in every other thread I'm not sure anybody would notice the difference.
Hmmmm...not really a bad idea. Flame bait bots would really liven up the joint. A nintendo loving bot. A Mental bot. A final fantasy vii rules and a final fantasy vii sucks bots. This place is never more interesting than when we're at each other's throats. :D
Nintendo-loving bot = Seek

PostPosted:Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:06 pm
by Chris
Zeus wrote:
EsquE wrote:
Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:Rent makes this "simple jab" in every other thread. If we were to replace Rent with a bot that posts "NEEERDS" and "halo 3 sucks lol" in every other thread I'm not sure anybody would notice the difference.
Hmmmm...not really a bad idea. Flame bait bots would really liven up the joint. A nintendo loving bot. A Mental bot. A final fantasy vii rules and a final fantasy vii sucks bots. This place is never more interesting than when we're at each other's throats. :D
Nintendo-loving bot = Seek
who is seek.....we have some new douchebag in dutch who keeps claiming he's been around forever. kinda reminds me of seek but I ctually could tolerates seeker. I kinda miss him. this new fuckwit nintentroll is pissing me off with his terrible seek impersonation. fuck off dude....bring back Seeker

PostPosted:Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:38 pm
by RentCavalier
You know, at this rate, I ought to just start saying Halo 3 sucks because it gets a rise out of people. >:)

Of course, I wouldn't have to, because the game is bad enough to warrant constant reminder, but still. It's an added perk. :D

PostPosted:Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:59 pm
by SineSwiper
Hey, if it spawns 20 posts every time you say it, then you'll end up being the winner on the Interweb.

PostPosted:Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:23 pm
by RentCavalier
SineSwiper wrote:Hey, if it spawns 20 posts every time you say it, then you'll end up being the winner on the Interweb.
And nothing else matters!

PostPosted:Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:57 pm
by Kupek
RentCavalier wrote:You know, at this rate, I ought to just start saying Halo 3 sucks because it gets a rise out of people. >:)
So, you're a troll. At least Seeker pretends he doesn't do this.

PostPosted:Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:05 pm
by Chris
Kupek wrote:
RentCavalier wrote:You know, at this rate, I ought to just start saying Halo 3 sucks because it gets a rise out of people. >:)
So, you're a troll. At least Seeker pretends he doesn't do this.
I miss seeker. I kinda wish he would come back. fucker has been gone too long.

PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:53 am
by Julius Seeker
Kupek wrote:
RentCavalier wrote:You know, at this rate, I ought to just start saying Halo 3 sucks because it gets a rise out of people. >:)
So, you're a troll. At least Seeker pretends he doesn't do this.
I have never denied that I am a jerk, asshole, whatever you want to call me. I just find it both humerous and ridiculous that you use nerdy/childish terminology like the word "troll".


In addition, Rent, you think Halo is a bad game, but at the same time do you also think it's awesome because of its flaws? =P

PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:28 am
by Kupek
Hint: the internet usage of the word has nothing to do with the creatures that live under bridges.
troll
–verb (used with object)
1. to sing or utter in a full, rolling voice.
2. to sing in the manner of a round or catch.
3. to fish for or in with a moving line, working the line up or down with a rod, as in fishing for pike, or trailing the line behind a slow-moving boat.
4. to move (the line or bait) in doing this.
5. to cause to turn round and round; roll.
6. Obsolete. to hand around, as a bowl of liquor at table.
–verb (used without object)
7. to sing with a full, rolling voice; give forth full, rolling tones.
8. to be uttered or sounded in such tones.
9. to fish by trolling.
10. to roll; turn round and round.
11. to move nimbly, as the tongue in speaking.
–noun
12. a song whose parts are sung in succession; a round.
13. the act of trolling.
14. a lure used in trolling for fish.
15. the fishing line containing the lure and hook for use in trolling.

PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:28 am
by RentCavalier
Dutch wrote:
Kupek wrote:
RentCavalier wrote:You know, at this rate, I ought to just start saying Halo 3 sucks because it gets a rise out of people. >:)
So, you're a troll. At least Seeker pretends he doesn't do this.
I have never denied that I am a jerk, asshole, whatever you want to call me. I just find it both humerous and ridiculous that you use nerdy/childish terminology like the word "troll".


In addition, Rent, you think Halo is a bad game, but at the same time do you also think it's awesome because of its flaws? =P
No, because it takes itself too seriously. The game you're looking for would be like Snakes on a Plane--a silly idea that works because it realizes it is silly and takes every opportunity to play with its premise.

PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:51 pm
by Julius Seeker
Kupek wrote:Hint: the internet usage of the word has nothing to do with the creatures that live under bridges.
troll
–verb (used with object)
1. to sing or utter in a full, rolling voice.
2. to sing in the manner of a round or catch.
3. to fish for or in with a moving line, working the line up or down with a rod, as in fishing for pike, or trailing the line behind a slow-moving boat.
4. to move (the line or bait) in doing this.
5. to cause to turn round and round; roll.
6. Obsolete. to hand around, as a bowl of liquor at table.
–verb (used without object)
7. to sing with a full, rolling voice; give forth full, rolling tones.
8. to be uttered or sounded in such tones.
9. to fish by trolling.
10. to roll; turn round and round.
11. to move nimbly, as the tongue in speaking.
–noun
12. a song whose parts are sung in succession; a round.
13. the act of trolling.
14. a lure used in trolling for fish.
15. the fishing line containing the lure and hook for use in trolling.
I don't see how is this relevant to the fact that I find it humerous and ridiculous that you are over the age of 13 and using nerd slang.

PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:41 pm
by Blotus
Dutch wrote: I don't see how is this relevant to the fact that I find it humerous and ridiculous that you are over the age of 13 and using nerd slang.

http://tows.cc/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=455

PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:46 pm
by bovine
Black Lotus wrote:
Dutch wrote: I don't see how is this relevant to the fact that I find it humerous and ridiculous that you are over the age of 13 and using nerd slang.

http://tows.cc/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=455
awesome

PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:55 pm
by Kupek
I'm getting a PhD in Computer Science. I think my nerd status is set in stone.

PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:08 pm
by Chris
Kupek wrote:I'm getting a PhD in Computer Science. I think my nerd status is set in stone.
we've been art of a community dedicated to nerd for 11 years. I think we all qualify for nerd cred.....

PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:47 pm
by Julius Seeker
Black Lotus wrote:
Dutch wrote: I don't see how is this relevant to the fact that I find it humerous and ridiculous that you are over the age of 13 and using nerd slang.

http://tows.cc/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=455
Fucker =P

PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:02 pm
by Chris
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PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:04 pm
by Julius Seeker
Kupek wrote:I'm getting a PhD in Computer Science. I think my nerd status is set in stone.
Your jiu jitsu throws me way off!

PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:49 pm
by Tessian
Holy crap, Dutch AND The Seeker?? He's multiplying, we're fucked.

PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:54 pm
by Chris
I would go with Super Mario Galaxy as it is the greatest game ever made. but because you are looking for stupid fun I would say No More Heroes which is also the greatest game ever made as it is from Nintendo

PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:00 pm
by RentCavalier
The Seeker wrote:I would go with Super Mario Galaxy as it is the greatest game ever made. but because you are looking for stupid fun I would say No More Heroes which is also the greatest game ever made as it is from Nintendo
And they say *I* troll? :huh:

PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:11 pm
by Chris
RentCavalier wrote:
The Seeker wrote:I would go with Super Mario Galaxy as it is the greatest game ever made. but because you are looking for stupid fun I would say No More Heroes which is also the greatest game ever made as it is from Nintendo
And they say *I* troll? :huh:
Who the fuck is the newbie? I come back from vacation and this ass hole thinks he can talk to me like this?

PostPosted:Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:27 pm
by RentCavalier
The Seeker wrote:
RentCavalier wrote:
The Seeker wrote:I would go with Super Mario Galaxy as it is the greatest game ever made. but because you are looking for stupid fun I would say No More Heroes which is also the greatest game ever made as it is from Nintendo
And they say *I* troll? :huh:
Who the fuck is the newbie? I come back from vacation and this ass hole thinks he can talk to me like this?
Damn straight I can.

Also, you left your profanity filter disclaimer up, Manfarb.