The Shrine

<div style='font: 11pt Modern; text-align: left; '>My friend came over, and he wanted to play StarFox, so I let him, he gets 10 kills on the first board, and we he gets to the boss he's attepting to lock-on and shot him. *Sigh*</div>

<div style='font: 9pt arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>You should see me harassing my friends with Diablo II advice. "No, don't put points in energy!"</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Yeah, there's no lockon in Starfox... oh, you mean SF64?</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Modern; text-align: left; '>My friends don't know hot to put points into anything.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Modern; text-align: left; '>S. Cody rubbing off on you? You're nit picking. :)</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Copperplate Gothic", Modern; text-align: left; '>Ah Eric, I've pushed you too far.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Have you ever been stuck with a girl on you side who doesn't give a damn about Videogames while playing a 2 v 2 Multiplayer game?</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", Modern; text-align: left; '>That's nothing. Try somebody who's never played a fight game before. "No, don't wiggle the fucking joystick!"</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Modern; text-align: left; '>They come up, and grab both joysticks on the arcade, but don't put any money in, and call they're mommies when you kick them to the side so you can play! Little fuckers. Grrrr</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", Modern; text-align: left; '>Not to mention they are breaking the joystick and buttons, which are hard to get replaced. I usually tell them "Quit masterbating the joystick and smearing the buttons!" That usually makes them stop.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Yeah I've felt that also. It's like torture really.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS", Modern; text-align: left; '>Yet we went through the same pain as we learned a new game with new control features.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Arial, Modern; text-align: left; '>Well but, even then, the frequent gamers tend to pick it up a smidge faster; whereas some folks just never put the initiative through.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", Modern; text-align: left; '>I didn't learn by braking joysticks and buttons.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt Modern; text-align: left; '>My friend is using the charged shot, it doesn't work on the boss, but he keeps using it again and again. ARG. He's also in all range mode, so like a second after he passes up the boss he does the 180 move and pass the boss up again, or ends up running into the boss, I've never seen somebody die fighting the first boss in StarFox 64 but sure enough my friend pulls it off.

Then on the next stage, the boss likes to absorb your laser and shoot it back at you if you hit his front frame to much, so what does my friend do? He keeps shoting the damn frame, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out shooting the shield = retaliation, even Peppy's CPU ass kept saying it *Sigh*. I figured it out the first time I played the game, when I saw the shield charging like it was about to shoot back at me.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Modern; text-align: left; '>Actually, I haven't seen a little kid in an arcade in a few years. Dunno why.</div>