The Shrine

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Hermey, the Elf Dentist from Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer
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<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>That's the ugliest professional representation of Link that I've ever seen.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>*Weeps*</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Wait...is this the actual game? Damn...I'm glad I never really liked Zelda to begin with</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>Yes. That Saturday morning cartoon looking character you see in the post is the in-game shot.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Link's butt-ugly, but he's so expressive. And look at those guards. I'm going to make my stand now, this game will rock.</div>

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>And and impressive cartoon it is. Too bad it's for a Zelda game</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>No one's saying the game's going to suck. It's just that no one wants to see a pussified, Powerpuff-girl Hyrule hero, either.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "comic sans MS"; text-align: left; '>I'm afraid that with the cartoony image, the target audience will encompass the younger gamers - and that means that the gameplay will be further simplified. Ya think?</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Yeah...that's a danger...but i think that's always been a good audience. Toot was just fine, though it wasn't that simple...i think i'll like this new one, tho others might not.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Nintendo making games for 10-year-olds. What else is new?</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Like could have been equally expressive in the form we saw him in during those E3 movies, just without all of this Saturday Morning cartoon bullshit. I'm sure these incredible expressions that baby Link is capable of will be awe-inspiring to children, but Zelda has been the one series Nintendo had (other than Metroid) that had incredible potential to appeal to older, more mature audiences. I think they have their priorities mixed up.

--Lee S.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt Helvetica; text-align: left; '>Bwah!!</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>I suspect a picassoan streak in miyamoto. (picasso created beautiful copies of master paintings by the age of 16 and chucked it to become a bohemian artist in the cafes of france, from whence his surrealist explosion sprang)</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Yes. Picasso.</div>

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Comparing Miyamato to Picasso is like comparing apples to... no, oranges won't cut it. Vaginal moisturizers, maybe. They're artists in completely different fields, and besides, Miyamato never made "beautiful copies." His are all originals.</div>

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>this is one of those days where my brain cannot seem to get anything it feels into an actual sentence. come to think of it, this day has been quite lousy. that's it, i'm off thursdays.</div>

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>God must be laughing at us right now. That is horrid!</div>

<div style='font: 10pt "Times New Roman"; text-align: left; '>"HI KIDS! THIS SWORD IS FOR YOUR 'SPECIAL' PLACE!"</div>

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>As a guy who liked Yoshi's Island, I'm not really put off by those screenshots. Bring it on, Miyamoto.</div>

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>actually i prefer apples as my vaginal moisturizer of choice</div>