This is a true story, about 4 strangers, who live in a house.....

[Imakeholesinu]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>I'm living in a house with 3 other people next semester. it's the only thing close to campus I could find that is within walking distance. Bascially, if I could get enough air pressure in my lungs right now, I could spit across the street and it would land on campus. Ain't that great? It's like, three spits away from my old dorm that I was in last year. I'll tell the land lady right now I'll hook-up the DSL in the house and route it. Gotta get a linksys router though. I'm living with two girls and another guy possibly. I know I'm living with the land lady's daughter. I went to see the house today while I looked at some other apartments that were...well...not to my liking. It's a nice little 4 BR, no yard though. Oh well, I won't have to mow it, yay!</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Barret's Bang House. Live Video for $9.99 a month!</div>

[the Gray]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>I have a 4x8' strip of lawn..... guess it's a yard.</div>

[Imakeholesinu]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>*goes out to buy a cheap webcam and webspace.*</div>

[Imakeholesinu]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Best part is, I don't have to worry about it!</div>

[the Gray]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>I used a Pitching Wedge to cut mine, well hacked it down anyway. You'll here stories about my place from Derithian when he gets back.</div>

[the Gray]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>"I'd buy that for a Dollar!"</div>

[Imakeholesinu]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Would you snort hot sauce for a dollar?</div>

[Imakeholesinu]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Yeah that crack whore better call me if he's comin down. I'm having a party at my mom's house.</div>

[Imakeholesinu]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Well...that's only if mom is going to chicago this weekend.</div>

[the Gray]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Wouldn't count on it, he's flying back to Oregon on the 27th. TO to Chicago to San Fran to Portland. Hmmnn, No St.Louis.</div>

[the Gray]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>It's from the hillariously bad Robocop movie, but incedentally I probably would snort HotSauce if the Bet was high enough.</div>