I wish I was as genious as Zach Braff

[Imakeholesinu]

...see "The Last Kiss".


That is all.

[Blotus]

It's an Italian movie remake. And Garden State sucked balls. Get over your Braff man crush, Bert!

[Imakeholesinu]

At least I don't like getting it from behind from Ish. You like that virtual cock up your ass don't you?

[Blotus]

Ish has a virtual cock?

[Kupek]

Is the title intentionally ironic? "SMRT. I am so smart."

In related news, I loved Garden State and I'm addicted to Scrubs.

[Nev]

Garden State was awesome.

Blotus must have broken his shlong masturbating to Natalie Portman in that movie, or maybe to Zach himself, and he's just never gotten over the bitterness.

Sad, really. For shame, Blotus!

[Zeus]

It's an Italian movie remake. And Garden State sucked balls. Get over your Braff man crush, Bert!

Looks like I'm the only one that agrees with you Lotus. I tried very hard to watch Garden State. After 35 minute of absolutely no plot movement and uninteresting, dumbass characters, I turned it off. I just couldn't force myself to watch it. At least if you watch something that's horribly bad (like the Star Wars Holiday Special or Cellular or Taxi) you're trying to see just how bad it'll be; there's SOME reason to keep going. With Garden State, the characters and the film as a whole just seemed uninterested in what was going on. Really, I don't really hate the film, I just didn't care to keep going. It was so bland and dull I stopped watching it before I fell asleep.

Time to go commit suicide now :-)

[Blotus]

As a point of reference, I find Scrubs quite amusing.

And just to fuel the fire more, Natalie Portman and Ian Holm were wasted on that piece of garbage movie.

[Zeus]

As a point of reference, I find Scrubs quite amusing.

And just to fuel the fire more, Natalie Portman and Ian Holm were wasted on that piece of garbage movie.

Portman may be cute, but she's not Oscar-calibur actress. Holm, on the other hand, is excellent

[Nev]

As a point of reference, I find Scrubs quite amusing.

And just to fuel the fire more, Natalie Portman and Ian Holm were wasted on that piece of garbage movie.

You're a valueless pile of man-shaped affrontery. She was amazing. I still remember that scene where they go to the crazy millionaire's house and he's shooting arrows up in the air, and she tugs her ears.