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 #10549  by Eric
 Wed Jul 30, 2003 9:30 pm
<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>My girlfriend came over yesterday after she got off work. So I sat down drink in hand, and I was about to order a movie via pay per view. The most extraordinary thing happened as I'm sitting there ordering the movie with my little digital remote, she asks "Hey baby you like Final Fantasy don't you?" I actually buckle and almost drop my drink.

See, my girlfriend doesn't like video games, and she doesn't like cartoons either, so I don't play any video games, or watch anime or whatever when she's around to avoid her endless bitching. :)

But she sat there, and asked me about Final Fantasy, she was naming characters, Cloud, Aeris, and most to my surprise Sephiroth. My mouth dropped open, I was speechless. Then she was asked "What? What's wrong?" I was trying to get my thoughts together. I couldn't think of any LOGICAL explanation that could make me fathom or understand why my girlfriend was asking me about video games. Then she said "I heard Final Fantasy 6's Kefka was the best villain, is that true?" At that point I demanded to know who the hell this woman was and what she'd done with my girlfriend, then I asked if she was my girl's twin sister into that kinda stuff, she replied "You're crazy, stop trippin sweetie, I don't even have a sister you know that!" with a grin and a smile.

There was a great disturbance in the force, my girl was asking about Final Fantasy. I shrugged it off and I just gave her my thoughts. How I enjoyed FFVII the best, FFX was my 2nd favorite, how FFIV was the first true traditional RPG I played and enjoyed, just went over pretty much the entire history of the FFs with her. And she sat there and LISTENED, she didn't moan, or complain to my endless ranting, she just sat there eyes wide open asking questions about each one. Then she asked if there were FF characters in Kingdom Hearts(I let her play KH a little while ago), and she demanded to see Sephiroth, and also watch me beat him. Once again, I buckled!

She wanted to WATCH ME PLAY A VIDEO GAME! If I'm sitting in the car with the GBA in hand playing a game, she'll demand that I turn the shit off and give her immediate attention, hell I can't even play a cell phone game without her telling me something along the lines of "give me the attention, not the game!" But here she was asking to watch me play KH, a game I haven't played in months. So I fired up the PSX2, completely forgetting I had just ordered a movie on PPV. I skip to my save file where I fight Sephiroth, she watches me play, and starts paying the game compliments, "Wow, it looks nice, looks like fun, he looks kinda cool, can I try?"

After she gets thoroughly beatin by Sephiroth, I assumed she has returned to her original game-loathing self, but no, she wants to see me beat FFVII, so I have to pull out FFVII for her! Damnit at this point, I'm in complete shambles, and on full alert. This must be some type of test, I glue my eyes on her while I play, and she's still fully attentive of what I'm doing. I beat the game, and I wonder, "What's next?" She then asks me if I can get any of those games on her computer! (She's seen me play tons of emulators and ROMs) I tell her I'll burn a CD with an SNES and the first couple of FFs IV-VI.

She smiles, and about this time, the Adult Swim is coming on. "Oh, is that show Trigun going to come on? That white blonde guy is kinda funny" I drop my drink. "Damn baby what's wrong? Am I disturbing you?" I explain to her of her ways, and of how I find it extremely odd that she would be making these strange requests of me. She finally explains she was talking with one of her coworkers today and that the girl she was talking to was into all of that stuff, and she became a little interested. Finally, she has explained herself, and I calm down for the first time in hours. I missed the movie I order, and I didn't even get to seduce her into sex because I was so awestruck by the passed events. So she left, and I just went to bed, end of story.

Today I call her, and it's same old same old. :P "What are you doing baby? Playing a GAME, I bet...I'll call you back latter." Odd, no?

I keep getting the feeling this has happened to me before with another girl, but I can't remember, hell it's such a rare occurance!
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 #10550  by SineSwiper
 Wed Jul 30, 2003 9:37 pm
<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>Fucking woman is mindfucking you. Learn to dodge these Jedi mind tricks.</div>

 #10552  by Imakeholesinu
 Wed Jul 30, 2003 9:58 pm
<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Yeah man, Jabba the hut was the baddest Star Wars villian of them all...make her dress up as Leia. :)</div>

 #10553  by Imakeholesinu
 Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:00 pm
<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>It's probably because she found for a moment, that what you did is actually acceptable since she found another female who is interested in what you do. So she wasn't ashamed about it.</div>

 #10555  by G-man Joe
 Wed Jul 30, 2003 11:37 pm
<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>I told her about Final Fantasy. Sorry Eric. I didn't know she's your girl......~our~ girl. =8^)</div>

 #10557  by Eric
 Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:40 am
<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>She's not your type G-man, but if she ever grows a penis I'll let you know. hehe. ;P</div>

 #10558  by Eric
 Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:41 am
<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Makes sense, although her cousin who dates my friend, plays GTA:VC all the time, oddly enough it never rubbed off. The only game my girl played before this was Mario.</div>

 #10560  by Derithian
 Thu Jul 31, 2003 2:49 am
<div style='font: italic bold 14pt ; text-align: center; '>Yep, my wang will do that sometimes</div>

 #10564  by Torgo
 Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:21 am
<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>My girl loves survival horror games. Even better she loves to watch me play. I'm currently bringing her up to speed on the RE series.</div>

 #10565  by G-man Joe
 Thu Jul 31, 2003 8:01 am
<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>If she has a penis, then you're gay. =8^)</div>

 #10566  by Lox
 Thu Jul 31, 2003 9:25 am
<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>My girl doesn't really play games but she loved playing Super Smash Bros with me and Mario Party. Plus, she wants to learn how to play Kingdom Hearts. :)</div>

 #10567  by the Gray
 Thu Jul 31, 2003 10:26 am
<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>You ever see that T.V. series 'V' ? It's not her, You're in serious trouble dude.</div>

 #10568  by the Gray
 Thu Jul 31, 2003 10:27 am
<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>You should see Zeus' wife play Mario Party. You don't know the meaning of Smack Talk until you play with her.</div>

 #10569  by Flip
 Thu Jul 31, 2003 11:16 am
<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>My other only likes puzzle games and 'cute' games like hotshots golf 3. I'll give her credit that she does give me time alone to play the things i like, though. She hates cartoons, too. WTF is wrong with chicks?</div>

 #10570  by Lox
 Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:20 pm
<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>My best friend's now ex g/f loved cartoons and stuff, but she nagged him about every other possible thing in existence.</div>

 #10571  by Derithian
 Thu Jul 31, 2003 2:08 pm
<div style='font: italic bold 14pt ; text-align: center; '>Holy shit she just watches poeple play and talks shit......as long as Zeus doesn't win she's happy......it's fucking the funniest damn thing in existenc.e.....we played once just to hear her go nutty...not even to play the game</div>
 #10572  by Julius Seeker
 Thu Jul 31, 2003 2:08 pm
<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>I don't know, most girls I know will play whatever game I'm into. Even if they don't want to they'll still do it to humor me. "Do you like hockey?" I will say, "Oh I love hockey," so we'll pop in NHL Hitz or some other game, "What buttons are shoot and pass?", and I'll tell. Still, she'll sit there button mashing and staring blankly at the screen. Sometimes I'll just skate around the front of my own net just hoping she will at least score one goal... Either way at the end of the game she seems so surprised "You kicked my ass!" and will play another game still.

Of course there are some games that I girls like to play, they'll get some 4 way action going with Mario Party 4 (Mario Party is their version of our Goldeneye 007). I usually just assume that all girls love Mario add on games be it Super Smash Brothers, Mario Kart, Mario Party. Donkey Kong Country, Kirby and the Mario World games are others that all of them will like. It is in their genetic code to like those games. Also, most girls don't mind watching me or me and my friends play videogames at all, so I'm sure it's a common thing among all girls. It doesn't matter where they're from, Australia, Sweden, Japan, Malaysia, Canada, US, England, France, Germany, they're all the same =)</div>

 #10573  by SineSwiper
 Thu Jul 31, 2003 3:10 pm
<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>On that note, I'm certainly glad I don't have to worry about that sort of thing. Shellie and I love to play DAoC at the same time.</div>

 #10580  by Tessian
 Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:16 pm
<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>I can't even begin to imagine what kind of mind fuck that was for you...I think I would have started getting the shakes and for fear of the coming apocalypse</div>

 #10582  by Eric
 Thu Jul 31, 2003 6:02 pm
<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Pfft, I'm not whipped. :P</div>

 #10587  by Derithian
 Fri Aug 01, 2003 9:12 pm
<div style='font: italic bold 14pt ; text-align: center; '>yeah but you 2 are fellow nerds</div>

 #10589  by SineSwiper
 Sat Aug 02, 2003 12:21 am
<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>Exactly.</div>

 #10596  by the Gray
 Sat Aug 02, 2003 10:48 am
<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>I don't see you as fellow nerds, I see you as being mutually fucking lucky that you share an interest in Computer games.</div>

 #10598  by SineSwiper
 Sat Aug 02, 2003 10:58 am
<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>Well, actually, it's more of a requirement than anything else. Gotta love searching for love on a search engine with a defined set of criteria. You can't do that in a bar/club/whatever.</div>

 #10599  by the Gray
 Sat Aug 02, 2003 1:04 pm
<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Sure you can! I go to the bar and hand out cards with a survey. If they return the card at all, their in ;)</div>