Tessian wrote:I've been watching episodes of Little Britain off of Netflix and I was still shocked (and also disgusted) when they showed a guy in full frontal nudity... just shows how our views are different.
Take off your pants and look down. It's a dick, isn't it? You've got it; I've got it; every male has one. You don't have to aroused by it, so it doesn't mean that if you see one, that makes you gay. (The Dick: Before you become gay, you see The Dick.)
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
