I was there on that fateful day, were you?
It's always been the case that the ESRB is, essentially, the MPAA on crack.
This is not an entirely bad nor unexpected thing. When movies were first being released, there were INCREDIBLE restrictions on content. Even though the video game industry is moving at a REALLY fast rate, it's still going to take awhile before the harsher restrictions are removed--especially with so many politicians just jumping at any opportunity they can to make video games out to be the death of society.
I appreciate 1up's stance on trying to get some real industry-based journalism, but there's no real story here--not yet. The ESRB is likely going to become more of an obstacle than an ally in later years, but for now, they're doing a fine job keeping the political heat off the backs of developers--and that's a good thing for everybody.