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  • Advanced Wars fufills my fantasies

  • Because playing them is not enough, we have to bitch about them daily, too. We had a Gameplay forum, but it got replaced by GameFAQs.
Because playing them is not enough, we have to bitch about them daily, too. We had a Gameplay forum, but it got replaced by GameFAQs.
 #115602  by bovine
 Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:20 pm
I have loved the advanced wars games. They are amazing, even though I may not be particularly good at them. This new iteration comes with some interesting new vehicles (not just escalating the tank size, finally), a higher price on infantry, and a sexy new art style and dark tone that sets it apart from the gameboy iterations. Yeah, this series was around since the famicom, but whatever. I just beat Mass Effect last night and am now officially out of single player games, so I eagerly wait in anticipation for this little number.

EDIT!

oh yeah, here's a link.

http://www.gamevideos.com/video/id/16949

 #115707  by Blotus
 Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:41 pm
I like Advance Wars too. The first one, anyway, as it's the only one I've played.

How did you like Mass Effect? (THREADJAK'D)

 #115711  by bovine
 Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:03 pm
alright, let me give me post-christmas videogame regiment to you for your full understanding of my impressions of the game..... I ran through uncharted:drake's fortune because I thought it was going to be terrible, but it was gorgeous and great and had the most amazing speech animation that I have ever seen. Then it was Ratchet and Clank:Future that was a big snorefest disappointment. Then off to Assassin's Creed that blew away my initial expectations of crappiness. It was pretty awesome, but I was getting a little bored by the last 2 missions. So I had basically gone through the games with the greatest console graphics ever, and then on to mass effect. The first thing I noticed were how the textures enjoyed drawing in while in cutscene or when I was playing the game. That was super lame, and the graphics were not really as good as I thought they were going to be. The speech animation was good for lip-syncing, but other than that it was kind of just average. I really hated the combat system during my first play-through and up until the end when I was amazing and unable to be killed sue to completing many side mission, it was just too easy. The story was pretty amazing though (except that it's EXACTLY like the matrix storyline), I really enjoyed each and every NPC that joined your crew, thought the love/sex sidestory was pretty neat, enjoyed romping across the galaxy to save some dude being held by some L2s, and LOVED the ending. I'm on my second play-through right now, and I'm enjoying it, wished I had ramped the difficulty up a bit though. It seems much easier now that I know where all the enemies are, and I didn't get the hang of giving orders to my team until the 3/4 of my first playthrough.

I haven't read your guys' Mass Effect-related posts and threads since I did not want to spoil anything, so this is just my opinion on the game. Oracle told me to pour my points into Charm or Intimidate as his non-spoiler helpfulness, and that made some of the game easier for me. It was like KOTOR, but more exciting with the real-time combat. I hope they make it look better and don't hand the IP over to some idiots for a crappy sequel like the KOTOR2. That game was a pain.

over and out.

 #115717  by Blotus
 Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:57 pm
Aside from out MSN conversation, I'll just say I didn't think KOTOR 2 was nearly as bad as some make it out to be (incomplete, sure), and... you thought Uncharted would be terrible? Why?

 #115739  by Tessian
 Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:30 pm
bovine wrote:The story was pretty amazing though (except that it's EXACTLY like the matrix storyline),
FUCK YOU FOR RUINING MASS EFFECT FOR ME.... god DAMNIT I didn't draw that comparison until now. It's like the Warchowski brothers shit in my closet and I didn't smell it until now.

Fuck. You. Bovine.

 #115746  by Andrew, Killer Bee
 Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:36 pm
Haha, Advanced Wars. Way to sound like a grandpa!

 #115748  by Andrew, Killer Bee
 Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:37 pm
"My grandson, he... he wants me to buy him some virtual fighters! Do you have any virtual fighters here? EH?"

 #115750  by Blotus
 Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:40 pm
Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:"My grandson, he... he wants me to buy him some virtual fighters! Do you have any virtual fighters here? EH?"
My grandson, he's got this fantasy CD. A Sakaduchi? Can you play it in the store? It keeps him from acting up.
Tessian wrote:FUCK YOU FOR RUINING MASS EFFECT FOR ME.... god DAMNIT I didn't draw that comparison until now. It's like the Warchowski brothers shit in my closet and I didn't smell it until now.

Fuck. You. Bovine.
I didn't see it. Is Shepard "The One"?

 #115754  by Tessian
 Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:44 pm
-=SPOILERS FOR THE PUSSIES WHO HAVEN'T PLAYED MASS EFFECT=-






No-- it's the Matrix minus the whole prophecy bullshit.

Sentient computers using people as energy and letting them reach a certain level of maturity in an environment they created and mold before they cull and feed, then start over.
Last edited by Tessian on Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.

 #115755  by Andrew, Killer Bee
 Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:45 pm
Yeah, I didn't really see it either. Not a lot in common apart from mechanical enemies, which are in just about every scifi you can imagine anyway. It's a lot closer to BSG than the Matrix, in my opinion.

 #115758  by Andrew, Killer Bee
 Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:47 pm
Might want to spoiler tag that stuff, Tess.

 #115761  by SineSwiper
 Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:49 pm
Well, Shepard dies in the end. I thought everybody knew that.

I've got Advanced Wars, but I still have to catch up with Phoenix Wright. Just now finished the final case on the first game. Damn, that one was a bitch and long, too.

 #115762  by Tessian
 Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:50 pm
Didn't think of that... since it's an Advance wars thread, hah.

-=MORE SPOILERS BELOW BITCHES=-




BSG battles the Cylons, and they created them. This is definitely more Matrix style. Machines in the background shaping the world to their liking and using you as fuel. Restarting civilization when they decide they're done.

 #115764  by Blotus
 Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:53 pm
SineSwiper wrote:Well, Shepard dies in the end. I thought everybody knew that.
Did you just turn off the game when you thought that happened or are you being a fucker?

Ah, fucker. Got it. :thumbup:

 #115767  by Blotus
 Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:56 pm
Black Lotus wrote:
Andrew, Killer Bee wrote:"My grandson, he... he wants me to buy him some virtual fighters! Do you have any virtual fighters here? EH?"
My grandson, he's got this fantasy CD. A Sakaduchi? Can you play it in the store? It keeps him from acting up.
C'mon, Andrew. Weren't you the one who insisted we listen to GFW?

 #115770  by Andrew, Killer Bee
 Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:01 am
Haha, I got the reference!

This might be the most wildly off-topic thread ever.

 #115771  by bovine
 Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:01 am
oh fuck, it is called advance wars... :(

 #115774  by Blotus
 Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:05 am
bovine wrote:oh fuck, it is called advance wars... :(
What? Random picture thread?

Image

 #115776  by SineSwiper
 Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:07 am
THE LIGHTS MEAN STEALTH!!!

 #115777  by Andrew, Killer Bee
 Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:07 am
Wait. How... does that picture make sense?

 #115780  by Blotus
 Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:12 am
Pretty self-explanitory, I thought.

 #115784  by Blotus
 Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:15 am
Old, but whatever.

Image

 #115789  by Blotus
 Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:24 am
You're forcing me to pull out the big guns, here...


Image

 #115814  by Tessian
 Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:02 am
Black Lotus wrote:You're forcing me to pull out the big guns, here...


Image
What in the WORLD is that? Please tell me it's a photoshopped poster...

 #115816  by SineSwiper
 Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:39 am
That's got to be a Something Awful pic. I haven't been to their site in a while.

EDIT: Image

Speaking of which...