Name a game character you'd 'do'.

[Fea]

So apologies if this has been done before but I'm new and therefore reserve the right to be ignorant of such things.

[Zeus]

I tend not to think of them that way.........

[Blotus]

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

I would post in this thread, but for me...

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[Blotus]

Ohhhh baby... I'd fall into his trap any day.

[Lox]

From what I'm told, "once you go black, you never go back."

[SineSwiper]

BL: Get out.

I would probably do the entire female cast of the DoA series, but that's because they have the most realistic looking boobs.

It's kind of an elementary question, because I would 'do' anything that had boobs, two legs, and at least looked attractive. Let me see:

Laura Croft: The more polygon count, the better. I would also do Angelina Jolie, and any of the models that pretended to be Laura Croft.
Tifa: Sure, but give me the Advent Children version
Liara T'soni from Mass Effect: Totally. Heck, I would do most of those blue bitches.
FFX2: Yeah, probably the whole game. After all, there's barely a guy in that game.
KOS-MOS: Sure, why not? Who's down for some AI action?
Phoenix Wright chicks: They seem to always want to throw in a booby chick in there all the time.

So, sorry, but you're likely not going to get the expected response of some guy just liking one character. No offense, of course. If the character looks real enough, we'd probably be attracted enough to them. After all, we look at 2D porn, so it's not like we need something to be physically there.

[SineSwiper]

Wow, I'm actually taking the high road and posting a serious response...?

[Eric]

Street Fighter's Cammy
Final Fight's Poison(*Sob* I know)
Tomb Raider's Lara Croft
King of Fighter's Mai(Good god)
Darkstalker's Morrigan
Bloodrayne's Rayne
Metal Gear Solid 3's Eva
Metroid's Samus(Jury is out how she looks post metroid merger in Metriod Fusion!)
Soul Caliber's Ivy(She's as bad as Mai if not worse)
Phoenix Wright's Mia Fey.

[SineSwiper]

Man, Eric. Pixilated 2D characters? You have lower standards than I do.

[Lox]

In all fairness to Eric, Mia Fey is pretty hot. Especially when she takes over Pearl's body.

[Julius Seeker]

Rikku is EASILY the sexiest character around right now. Young, blonde hair, blue eyes, fit.... She'd be a nice fuck on a Thursday night after drinking a a couple bottles of wine and sweating it off on the dance floor. Rikku with the taste of champagne and a bit of vodka on her breath, along with over-powering vanilla scented hair conditioner/perfume/moisterizer of some sort (I don't really care how she does it), that is one wild fuck over the kitchen table the kitchen I would REALLY enjoy. After I fucked the Queen of Ivalice:



and Julia Stiles:

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

I will admit that, as a 13 year-old, I used to play Cammy exclusively in Super Street Fighter 2, just to see her winning pose.

This sprite is from SFA2, but it's as close as I could find:

<img src="http://www.alternatedimension.com/int/tanaka/cammy.gif">

[Eric]

Man, Eric. Pixilated 2D characters? You have lower standards than I do.

They don't talk except to scream/yell, that makes them perfect imo.

(I'm horrible) :p

[Julius Seeker]

In all fairness to Eric, Mia Fey is pretty hot. Especially when she takes over Pearl's body.

Because then you know it's illegal and wrong! Even if she is morphed into a 29 year old, a hot age. Lox, do you know what the best thing about twenty nine year olds is?

[SineSwiper]

Well, yeah, but at least I have more pixels to play with on a DS. With the 2D fighters, we're talking about something that is maybe 50 pixels long. I mean, if you misplace one pixel, you could have shifted a boob or something.

Unless of course, this is more to your liking.

[Lox]

Because then you know it's illegal and wrong! Even if she is morphed into a 29 year old, a hot age. Lox, do you know what the best thing about twenty nine year olds is?

Do I want to know? haha

[Flip]

Well, yeah, but at least I have more pixels to play with on a DS. With the 2D fighters, we're talking about something that is maybe 50 pixels long. I mean, if you misplace one pixel, you could have shifted a boob or something.

Unless of course, this is more to your liking.

Thats the best review to the best game i've ever seen!

EDIT: Oh, and Tifa FTW.

[Julius Seeker]

Because then you know it's illegal and wrong! Even if she is morphed into a 29 year old, a hot age. Lox, do you know what the best thing about twenty nine year olds is?

Do I want to know? haha

Well, there IS twenty of them =P

[Fea]

Because then you know it's illegal and wrong! Even if she is morphed into a 29 year old, a hot age. Lox, do you know what the best thing about twenty nine year olds is?

Do I want to know? haha

Well, there IS twenty of them =P

I'm never starting a topic ever again.

[Eric]

Do I want to know? haha

Well, there IS twenty of them =P

I'm never starting a topic ever again.

No worries, Lox and Seeker are already on the FBI's Sexual offender list.

[bovine]

I'm with zeus on this one. I tend to think of videogame characters in a very objective fashion, and that's not how I likes my women.

[Don]

I think Rikku would be more attractive if her intelligence didn't go from 2 digits to single digit in FFX2 and become a hyper spastic teenager who can't stand still for more than 1 frame. I suppose you could just pretend everything in FFX2 never happened.

I think the later FFs character are the closest thing that might resemble a real life supermodel as opposed to a nonexistent fantastical entity.

[Julius Seeker]

I think Rikku would be more attractive if her intelligence didn't go from 2 digits to single digit in FFX2 and become a hyper spastic teenager who can't stand still for more than 1 frame. I suppose you could just pretend everything in FFX2 never happened.

I think the later FFs character are the closest thing that might resemble a real life supermodel as opposed to a nonexistent fantastical entity.

There is nothing more attractive than a hot dumb blonde girl =)

[Tessian]

Wow... most of you have given this WAY too much thought. I'm going to have to side with Bovine/Zeus because I can still tell the difference between reality and animation Nothing ever more than eye candy...

/Although when the girl died in Shannarra I cried for half an hour... not fair to make a kid go through that!

[SineSwiper]

Wow... <strike>most of you have</strike> Seeker has given this WAY too much thought.

FTFY

[Julius Seeker]

Well, there IS twenty of them =P

I'm never starting a topic ever again.

No worries, Lox and Seeker are already on the FBI's Sexual offender list.

Hey, I usually wait until they're out of school before I make my move....


....which is usually about 3:30!

[Zeus]

I'll take my avatar girlie over your chaffing pixelated "women" any day :-)

You guys have given this WAAAY too much thought :-)

[Julius Seeker]

I'll take my avatar girlie over your chaffing pixelated "women" any day :-)

You guys have given this WAAAY too much thought :-)

Dude, if it wasn't obvious, we're just joking around.

Though I personally give videogames in general waaaaaaay too much thought, I am a huge fan of them.

[Don]

I just thought of something. The Queen of Ivalice isn't Ashe as she is the Queen of Dalmasca. The Queen of Ivalice would either be Ovelia or possibly Penelo.

[Blotus]

or possibly Penelo.

[SineSwiper]

Whatever, like all FF costumes, she's wearing something that no human (save cosplayers) would ever wear.

[Julius Seeker]

What?! I dress up normally like Wakka ALL the time! =P

[Chris]

see that's just nasty. fantasizing over game characters....you guys are fucking sick.....that being said



I would totally fuck anything drawn by adam hughes

[SineSwiper]

Please, Derithian! You know you want to bend Polaris or Psyclocke over a kitchen table.

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

I would totally fuck anything drawn by adam hughes

The dude is a genius, I will admit.

[bovine]

so this post was supposed to be saying that Chris's image link was broken, but it miraculously fixed itself for me.

So I'll just say instead that I'm not trying to be all high and mighty by saying that I don't sexualize videogame characters. I'm just trying to say that I think of them more as mostly flat, two dimensional figures that are more for analysis than for, say, sex.

Female characters that I really think that have broken the mold and become real multidimensional characters that I really started to care about were: Elena (uncharted), Alyx (HL2), Jade (BG&E), Heather (SH3), and Kei Nagase (ace combat 5). Honourable mentions for Andrew Ryan for me being sad when he died and for his just generally being amazing.

[SineSwiper]

Female characters that I really think that have broken the mold and become real multidimensional characters that I really started to care about were: Elena (uncharted), Alyx (HL2), Jade (BG&E), Heather (SH3), and Kei Nagase (ace combat 5). Honourable mentions for Andrew Ryan for me being sad when he died and for his just generally being amazing.

Well, since we are talking about female characters in Bioshock, you might as well mention Tennebaum. Hell, just about every character in Bioshock I cared about, so might as well include people like Diane. Same goes for System Shock 2.

EDIT: Wow...somebody finally wrote my Plot Analysis FAQ for Bioshock that I was planning on creating (and lost interest).

[Chris]

I would totally fuck anything drawn by adam hughes

The dude is a genius, I will admit.

I could post a kajillion catwoman and wonder woman covers too. But I'll leave it to my favorite female character in all media to do the talking......yummy