Just last week when I was walking down the street, I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet. I walked up to her I said "hello!"
She said "you're kind of cute!"
I said "yes, I know =),
"but by the way sweetheart what's your name?"
she said "my friends like to call me exotic Elaine."
I said "my name is the Seeker"
She said "why?"
I said "I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy!"
"But enough about me let's talk about you, and all the wonderful things that you and I can do!" I popped some trash and in a little bit of time I showed some cash and the bitch was mine! I took her over town, I wined her and dined her. She ask me was I horny I said "mm yea kinda!"
All of a sudden she jumped out her seat, snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street. She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging, so I slapped her in the chin, I said "you better stop buggin!"
She got mad looked me dead in my face, threw her hands in the air and the bitch yelled "rape!"
I got scared when she started to yell, so I hit her with a trash can and ran like hell! I was duckin through alleys right and left, but when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death! Got thrown in prison, charged with agrivated assault, but I didn't do nothin, it was that dumb hoe's fault!
Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble, but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble! So next time a girl gives you the play, just remember my rhyme and get the hell away!
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