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Quick funny read on top rated movie inaccuracies
- Your favorite band sucks, and you have terrible taste in movies.
True, but I called that 10,000BC one before the page even loaded. The movie 300 was trying to be stylish, while the others like 10,000BC or Braveheart were trying to make shit up for a story. Sometimes it's just better to read the historical record, and make a movie out of it.Black Lotus wrote:Anybody who takes the time to point out historical inaccuracies of a movie based off a graphic novel based off a legend of a battle (300) is a tard.
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
On occasion, it's best to just remember that movies are made for entertainment purposes and not as educational lessonsSineSwiper wrote:True, but I called that 10,000BC one before the page even loaded. The movie 300 was trying to be stylish, while the others like 10,000BC or Braveheart were trying to make shit up for a story. Sometimes it's just better to read the historical record, and make a movie out of it.Black Lotus wrote:Anybody who takes the time to point out historical inaccuracies of a movie based off a graphic novel based off a legend of a battle (300) is a tard.
I was there on that fateful day, were you?
Fine, but don't insult my intelligence. Are people really that fucking stupid to believe that wolly mammoths lived in the desert? I'm surprised they didn't throw in some dinosaurs in there to put the final cherry on top of a pile of shit.Zeus wrote:On occasion, it's best to just remember that movies are made for entertainment purposes and not as educational lessons
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
It's Roland Emmerich, man. He's so much like Bay, do one excellent flick (Stargate for him, Rock for Bay) and when you finally get creative licence, make mostly complete and utter shit that look good which gets you all the coin from the dumbasses who don't care about quality.SineSwiper wrote:Fine, but don't insult my intelligence. Are people really that fucking stupid to believe that wolly mammoths lived in the desert? I'm surprised they didn't throw in some dinosaurs in there to put the final cherry on top of a pile of shit.Zeus wrote:On occasion, it's best to just remember that movies are made for entertainment purposes and not as educational lessons
I was there on that fateful day, were you?
