This is a beautiful, epic thing.
Reading the article, you see that grunge, thrash, metal, punk, and just about all the rest of music is uniting.
Uniting for on common, singular purpose.
The eradication of emo.
For too long, tight pants and skewed hair have been distracting teenage girls from horrible music. For too long have grown men placed their balls in a vice and squeezed out their sorrow and low self-esteem in high pitched, strident lyrics. For too long have kids proudly declared, while slitting their wrists and sucking each other off in bathrooms, that "I am emo".
For too long.
But no longer.
This is the spark, my brothers. The spark which will ignite the flames of revolution! The time has come! Seize your bats and Ipods. Jam Pantera at the highest volume, amp up your Converge and Red Cord CDs, take your Uzi's and Wu Tang albums and take to the roads. Seek out the emo in their clubs, their suburban homes, their mother's basements, the graveyards. Do unto them much harm--strike them until they no longer can harm you, and when they have been smote to the ground, declare your supremacy as the master of the "Rock", and burn their homes and families to the ground.
For the glory of Allah!