GTA4 Master Thread

[Blotus]

Tee hee

[Zeus]

Hey, now, I pay for high-speed internet. How the hell do you think I download all those movies and TV shows? :-)

[Blotus]

Scans of first review.

http://cid-3085454822782b0d.skydrive.li ... spx/Public

[Lox]

Incredible. Simply incredible.

[Chris]

I'm unimpressed

[Tessian]

I'd prefer to wait until after reviews and hype are in check... but with the media blitz of this game I doubt it won't live up to its hype to most. I might as well pre-order it at this point...

[Lox]

I've already got mine preordered. Everything I've seen in reviews and the OXM (granted, it's OXM after all) makes me think that if it's even 1/2 as good, it'll be awesome.

[Tessian]

Glad I pre-ordered mine last week... 2 days left! We will HAVE to have a GTA4 night with everyone here; can't wait to blow you fucks up

IGN's review gave it a 10, I watched the video review and NOW I'm stoked. Maybe I should pause my LOTRO subscription next month

http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/869/869381p1.html

[Blotus]

Some footage from Gametrailers:

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/33337.html

And their review:

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/33327.html



Also, nice URL edit in the first post, Sine/kali.

[Tessian]

Some footage from Gametrailers:

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/33337.html

And their review:

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/33327.html

I just watched the review... fuck! Weeks ago I could barely care about this game but apparently that was because I hadn't bothered to read up on it (which in retrospect was a good idea... didn't know what I was missing until only a few days before it comes out). Now knowing what it offers as a finished product has be counting down the hours until I get home from work Tuesday and find it at my door... maybe I should take a vacation day Wednesday

The multiplayer alone is blowing me away and it's barely even mentioned in these reviews. They rave about it being awesome and having many game modes, but that's it. I never knew, let alone expected GTA4 to have multiplayer. We WILL need to get some hardcore Shriner night goin where Me, Black, Bovine, Sine & Ser, Andrew, and whoever else is getting this for Xbox just go crazy in Liberty City

/can you tell I'm hyped?

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

Yeah, this has snuck up on me as well. And it's out tomorrow! Wooop!

[Tessian]

Yeah, this has snuck up on me as well. And it's out tomorrow! Wooop!

I was going to correct you and tell you it's not coming out till Tuesday, but I forgot it's Monday for you already. Damn you sneaky Australians living in the future...

[Blotus]

Yeah, this has snuck up on me as well. And it's out tomorrow! Wooop!

This is going to be a Mass Effect-like jealousy-fest... fuck you in advance, buddy!

[Imakeholesinu]

http://kotaku.com/384352/gta-4-the-niko-video

Niko gets dark and brooding down pat.

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

This is going to be a Mass Effect-like jealousy-fest... fuck you in advance, buddy!

I'll take it where I can get it!

You guys at least get the uncensored version.

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

I have it! Sitting on my desk next to my PC at work . Looking forward to getting it home and taking it for a spin.

[Eric]

I have it as well, Walmart selling @ midnight ftw.

I liked the mom buying her kid a copy that came in right after me. He couldn't have been older then 10.

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

Heh, my boss hadn't heard of it and was asking whether it was something her (9 year-old) son would want.

"He'll want it, but you shouldn't give it to him."

Sorry kid!

[Blotus]

Niko is one cool fella. I approve!

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

Man, the driving takes some getting used to.

Niko is cool, I agree.

[Eric]

It's the accent, it beats Aussies and British even.

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

Jesus Christ, some of those accents are thick! I had to turn on the subtitles after half an hour of Niko, Vlad, and Roman, and I was glad they were on when the Jamaican arrived. Bombaclat!

[Kupek]

It's the accent, it beats Aussies and British even.

I live with that accent everyday. My roommate and member of my research group is Serbian.

[Shellie]

I'm thinking about picking it up on my lunch break.

[Lox]

I have my copy, but I won't be playing until (earliest) 11pm tonight. I won't be home tonight and then I have to study for a final exam when I do get home.

[Imakeholesinu]

I have my copy, but I won't be playing until (earliest) 11pm tonight. I won't be home tonight and then I have to study for a final exam when I do get home.

I'm with you lox. I'm leaving work to go get my pre-order from BB right now though I won't be able to play until after Thursday since I've got an MCSE test.

I'm off on Friday though!

[Flip]

I'm thinking about picking it up on my lunch break.

Serbian?

[Shellie]

I'm thinking about picking it up on my lunch break.

Serbian?

lol no

IT as in GTA4...I suppose I should have clarified...

[Flip]

I'm thinking about picking it up on my lunch break.

Serbian?

lol no

IT as in GTA4...I suppose I should have clarified...

I was teasing, my friends are very impressed with the game, i'll have to stop by at one of their places this week and check it out.

[Shellie]

Shh...don't tell Sine.... I bought it on my lunch break...

[Blotus]

Niko to Michelle:

"Are you going to invite me up for a cup of hot coffee?"

[Shellie]

Anyone playing tonight?

I'm gonna check it out after work. Sine will be out playing poker, but since he has the Gold account, Ill be signed on his account.

[Imakeholesinu]

Anyone playing tonight?

I'm gonna check it out after work. Sine will be out playing poker, but since he has the Gold account, Ill be signed on his account.

PS3 Multiplayer is broke like BL's dick btw.

GTA IV online is down

Posted Apr 29th 2008 1:00PM by Majed Athab
Filed under: News
If you are a proud owner of Grand Theft Auto IV on the PS3, then you might not be so proud to know that the online multi-player mode is down. Or, at least it appears to be so for PS3 patrons. Numerous players have received errors upon attempting to connect; this blogger included has not been able to get the multi-player to work. An error message pops up: "Cannot connect to game provider, please try again." Hopefully, Rockstar can get things running soon. Wouldn't want to upset the GTA IV crowd, if you know what we mean. In the meantime, get back to the single player game. We'll keep you posted as we find out more.

Oh and the game isn't even in 720p on the PS3, more like 640p. WTF??

[Tessian]

Anyone playing tonight?

I'm gonna check it out after work. Sine will be out playing poker, but since he has the Gold account, Ill be signed on his account.

I have the game sitting here next to me... I've managed to sum up enough willpower to force myself to eat dinner before I pop it in though

[Blotus]

PS3 Multiplayer is broke like BL's dick btw.

WTF?


Who told you?

[Blotus]

Boy have I missed mock-Rush Limbaugh radio!

[Blotus]

Currently #1 on Gamerankings.

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

Complaints!

The camera! It's not so great. I wish there was a way to fix it behind the car, as well — I don't like that it takes a few seconds to catch up with the back of the car as it rounds a turn.

Niko is a bit of a tank to control at times. I had to do repeated turns and half-turns to get up some ladders in tight spaces.

I don't know if I've been conditioned by the glorious smoothness of COD4, but GTA's frame rate feels a bit stuttery.

[bovine]

Complaints!

The camera! It's not so great. I wish there was a way to fix it behind the car, as well — I don't like that it takes a few seconds to catch up with the back of the car as it rounds a turn.

Niko is a bit of a tank to control at times. I had to do repeated turns and half-turns to get up some ladders in tight spaces.

I don't know if I've been conditioned by the glorious smoothness of COD4, but GTA's frame rate feels a bit stuttery.

agreed. I don't like the 3rd person camera for when niko is on foot. If I pull it over to the left, it then goes back a little to the right, so I can never put it where I want it. I'd also like the camera on the car to be a little higher, but when I set it higher, it just auto-drags it down to where the default it. I jumped into the "party lobby" all by myself to see what it was like..... it's just the city without cops. You can create the craziest mayhem without any consequences. I hope you guys are up for multiplayer soon.

When I was in the lobby and just mindlessly shooting civilians.... I felt kind of bad. It felt really weird to see these people getting gunned down and then struggling to get up and run away. The old games and their more unrealistic graphics made the situation much less believable.

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

When I was in the lobby and just mindlessly shooting civilians.... I felt kind of bad. It felt really weird to see these people getting gunned down and then struggling to get up and run away. The old games and their more unrealistic graphics made the situation much less believable.

Haha, yeah, the increased realism makes me a little uncomfortable also. I remember thinking, "Hot damn, that's awesome!" when I was able to shoot a dude through his car's windshield in GTA:SA, but I did that in IV and the guy just slumped forward onto his horn and I felt terrible.

That said, last night Fea realistically pushed a dude down some stairs while she was sprinting away from her first date, and it was hilarious.

[Chris]

easily the best bowling, pool, and dart game available on an system.....if only they had table tennis too. also....cabaret made me giggle...

[Andrew, Killer Bee]

I haven't tried darts or pool, but bowling sucked.

[Shellie]

You bastards, Tessian, Bovine and I have been playin together all night. It's been AWESOME! You guys HAVE to join us!!!!

[Tessian]

Does anyone have ANY idea how to do either a) private games, or b) co-op games? We played quite a bit tonight (Me, Seraph, Bovine) but it was all either competitive games or sitting in the lobby blowing each other up, haha


PS-- Chris is a douchebag for not replying to our invites, and Black is a douchebag for logging off before we could send out invites

[bovine]

I had a ton of fun. Every second sentence that I uttered must have been "this has all gone terribly wrong". I had fun just in the lobby, but those matches we got in were amazingly fun.

[Chris]

Does anyone have ANY idea how to do either a) private games, or b) co-op games? We played quite a bit tonight (Me, Seraph, Bovine) but it was all either competitive games or sitting in the lobby blowing each other up, haha


PS-- Chris is a douchebag for not replying to our invites, and Black is a douchebag for logging off before we could send out invites

sorry I was distracted by listening to the sharks game and for some reason it wouldn't let me reply or send any messages while the connection was being sucked up....fucking sharks....I'm up for it now

[Tessian]

Does anyone have ANY idea how to do either a) private games, or b) co-op games? We played quite a bit tonight (Me, Seraph, Bovine) but it was all either competitive games or sitting in the lobby blowing each other up, haha


PS-- Chris is a douchebag for not replying to our invites, and Black is a douchebag for logging off before we could send out invites

sorry I was distracted by listening to the sharks game and for some reason it wouldn't let me reply or send any messages while the connection was being sucked up....fucking sharks....I'm up for it now

Did I miss something? Why are you renamed as Seeker?

[Blotus]

Don't call me Black, you racist.


I had to supervise pre-nuptual union between man and woman tonight. I think through game of pool they came to agreement. Though, there was horny gay Native made difficult everything, but managed to fool him by making chase after local emo child. (true story)

I think I made sure future child they have be not homofaggot, yes?

[RentCavalier]

Don't call me Black, you racist.


I had to supervise pre-nuptual union between man and woman tonight. I think through game of pool they came to agreement. Though, there was horny gay Native made difficult everything, but managed to fool him by making chase after local emo child. (true story)

I think I made sure future child they have be not homofaggot, yes?

...your life, and the people in it, scare the ever-living SHIT out of me.

[Shellie]

My throat is sore today from all the yelling I did yesterday lol