Sorry, but that was just too much with the fonts and the backgrounds and all of the crazy shit going on with your profile. Your name is "Chris", and you have a boring font, no avatar, and no fucked up description. You can change it to whatever you like, except not that. And by "that", I mean shit about giving Miyamoto a blowjob, pink fucking backgrounds, and fonts that I can't fucking read.
Seriously, man. You're an adult...
Seriously, man. You're an adult...
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.