It's good to know that a majority of the Australian government is taking this embarrassingly stupid situation seriously. That gives me a little bit more respect for them. Ever so slightly, because their govt is still a fucking Nanny state, though. (Right, Andrew?)
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.