Well, For the next 7 days, I will be extra careful not to die in anyway possible so I can watch Lord of the Rings : Return of the King. I will drive safer and not leave the house unless it's extremely necessary. In the mean time, you all must entertain me

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Well, For the next 7 days, I will be extra careful not to die in anyway possible so I can watch Lord of the Rings : Return of the King. I will drive safer and not leave the house unless it's extremely necessary. In the mean time, you all must entertain me. Someone start a flame war. =8^D</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>fuck you!!</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>*snaps Tessie's bra*</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>stop dressing me up in women's clothing you sick fuck</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>I can't help it. Yer so damn sexy in a pink tutu and a red bra!</div>

[Ganath]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>K@|\|@D@ k@n 5uxxorz |\/|y d1kL1k5@p|\|utz fuk u @55|\/|0nkey|\/|u|\|chfuker u 5uxxorz @ll 5h1tz0|\|chr15t@nfukz @|\|rky rulz fuk@LL!!!

Now, if anybody can decipher that, I'm sure I've offended SOMEONE in there. :P</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Canada can suck my dick. Lick [my] nuts. Fuck you ass-monkey-munchfucker, you suck all. Shit on christ and fuck [?]. Anarchy rules, fuck all.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>HA! Ganath has just been crossed off of Santa's list. =8^D</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>Except GMJ doesn't live in Canada.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>I asked to be entertained with a flame war. So Ganath unselfishly started one with the floppy headed and beady eyed Canuckistans. Gotta admit, they look strange on TV. No wonder their best talents leave them. =8^D</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Damnit, this isn't working, everyone knows you're not serious, therefore they're not serious, there's no passion...no....marbles.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>I know. I tend to be a softy during the Holidays. =8^)</div>

[Ganath]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Canada can suck my dick-lick-slapnuts. Fuck you ass-monkey-munchfucker, you suck all. Shit on christian fucks. Anarchy rules, fuck all.

And no, the phrase "dick-lick-slapnuts" is not in fact supposed to make sense. Regardless, I am indeed still crossed off Santa's list. :)</div>

[Ganath]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>It's so good to have somebody who can appreciate my generosity. :)</div>

[Ganath]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>This calls for extreme measures. Who's up for a trip to Ruminations? :)</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!</div>