Ok, Watchman then.
I saw the movie at midnight last night, and we made sure to get pretty intoxicated for the premier, so maybe that affected things. First things first though:
Movie is good. It's entertaining, it's interesting, and it captures a lot of what the original comic sought to do. It sticks to Alan Moore's spirit, if not his technique, and the characters are beautifully brought to life. Set Pieces are outstanding--they really sought to bring to life the individual panels of the comic book. Basically, this IS Watchman...as a movie.
And that's the biggest flaw.
Watchman was long considered to be unfilmable. I mean, seriously? LOOK at Watchman. It is 90% talking! The majority of the story is one or two people having a conversation interlaced with flashbacks. The book is almost purely expositional--it doesn't really provide too many memorable action sequences to break that up. As a novel, where you can pick it up and put it down at will, this works fine. It doesn't NEED any big action scenes, and doesn't try to fit them in unneccessarily. The movie, however, wisely realizes that it needs to break up the monotony. So, every possible action scene is extended and padded out, oftentimes to sadistically entertaining excercises in gore. Zack Snyder does action well--every fight in the movie is sudden, visceral, and ungodly violent. He takes full advantage of having an R-rating.
Watchman is a really really REALLY fucking complex story, and I don't think I fully realized how intricate it was until I saw this movie and could notice everything they cut out. The ommissions are neccessary, but every one comes at a cost. Laurie Jupiter, the New Silk Spectre, suffers the most here--her character is basically stripped down (literally) to just being T&A. The love triangle between her, Jon and Dan is never really explored, and they annhilate her most memorable feature--that being her intense hatred for the Comedian.
In fact, she's sort of irrelevant in the movie. With the Comedian-hate cut out, she basically has no relationship with him besides a requisite stuffed in flashback. The whole emotional outburst at the end, where she shatters Jon's glass castle, seems strange and randomly placed in the movie. Her reaction is nonsensical, and not at all built up, as it was in the book. The end result is the same--it just doesn't make much sense.
Dr. Manhattan...I can't really complain. I mean, I didn't really think I needed to see THAT MUCH blue penis in a movie, but whatever. They did him mostly right. I could nit-pick and say that he's far less scientific in the movie. In the book he throws out shitloads of physics technobabble at the drop of a hat, but in the movie he keeps himself fairly normal. His attitude is more sympathetic and less stand-offish, though he is ultimately as big of a cosmic dickhead as he was in the comic, so no big changes there.
Ozymandias, on the other hand...
Motherfucker can't shut up. Every scene he is in is so god damn top-heavy it hurts. He actually is incapable of NOT delivering epic monologues. Every time he is on screen he basically inserts a chunk of that one gigantic speech he gives at the end of the book. I agree that having the entire "villain motivation" speech at the end of the movie would have slowed it down immeasurably, but this solution isn't much better. It basically just makes Veidt seem like a jack-ass who loves the sound of his own voice. Particularly when he's basically first introduced, he kind of just randomly throws down his life's story without any provocation. However, he was a little shit in the comics and he's a little shit in the movie...he's just a little more nonsensical now.
Nite Owl is perfect. God damned absolutely 100% I-Have-No-Complaints perfect. He sells the movie, applaud whenever he is on the god damned screen.
Rorsharch is just shy of perfect. I liked him, I loved him--channeled Batman too much. Sorry, but it's true. He steals every scene he's in, but it took me awhile to warm up to him in the movie, whereas in the book I was basically on his side from the first sentence.
They really simplified the old Minute Men for the movie. Hollis Mason doesn't, y'know...DIE...in the movie. I suppose his death is just too interconnected to the whole "squid" thing, but leaving it out is a bit of a shame. It's easily one of the saddest moments of the comic, and it's done in such a god-damned good way that the emotional impact is just gut-wrenching. I know why they cut it out, but...I can't fully say they should have.
Sally Jupiter is barely in the movie. There's nothing else to say except that, instead of being a decaying woman clinging to her glorious past, she's now kinda just an old slut. Meh.
And now the Giant Squid is replaced by some sort of "free energy" thing. Hm.
In all honesty, it's a clever notion. In the comic book, Dr. Manhattan actually contributes fuck-all to the final conclusion. He kills Rorsharch (somewhat needlessly) and that's about it. He arrives too late to stop the squid, and doesn't even really try to kill Veidt. At least the movie gives him final plot relevance--his existence alone is scary enough for Veidt to carry out his plan. So, it works...but...
Squid worked better. Why? Because of the METHOD of death. An entire city being rather quickly and harmlessly vaporized doesn't have NEARLY the emotional impact as streets and broken buildings clogged, literally, with blood-soaked corpses. I mean, we see it. We see all the dead bodies in the aftermath of the squid's arrival. We see side characters who we have come to greatly appreciate just...dead on the street. It's sad, it's disgusting, and it works. Disintigration just isn't as compelling.
So, what to conclude? I honestly don't know. I've been trying very hard to look at the movie from an alternative angle to the book, but that's kind of impossible because the movie is basically an exact copy, most of the time word-for-word, most of the time shot-for-shot. That's it's biggest flaw.
Simply put, Watchman doesn't WORK as a movie. It really doesn't. I've SEEN it as a movie and I say it doesn't work. The things they had to cut were indeed things they HAD to cut...but every cut they made just turned the story a little shallower. Watchman is the sum of dozens and dozens of interconnected parts, and take even one of those away causes the engine to function less smoothly.
Go see the movie, if you haven't already, and see for yourself. I think Zack Snyder deserved my money for this, and he deserves yours. For every complaint I levy, the thing is a damned labor of love. He LOVES Watchman. He holds every shot with such reverence and devotion that you just can't HATE it. You really can't. This is the best possible attempt I think we'll ever get for Watchman. Maybe if the movie was four hours long, they could fit in everything. Maybe the Director's Cut has more. I don't know.
It is worth a viewing though.