Man creates motorized barstool, crashes, gets DUI, fights it

#134408 by Mental
Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:34 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/03/31/bar ... pstoryview

I like that the DUI is specifically for driving a motorized barstool. After drinking fifteen beers.

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#134412 by SineSwiper
Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:41 pm

Is that even street-legal?

Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.

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#134413 by Mental
Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:03 pm

Probably not, but it is absolutely street-hilarious. That dude claims it can hit 38 MPH...

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#134423 by Shrinweck
Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:03 am

Bad ass. All it needs is a second stool for the ladies. Because, c'mon. How could he not be taking them home all the time in that thing?

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