Heh, I just gave that up a few weeks ago. They put it in fucking everything. I'm surprised there hasn't been a backlash with that stupid "Well, what DO they say about it?" commercials.
Some organization similar to the "This is Reality" guys need to do some commercials of their own. "What DO they say about it? Well, it's in almost everything, and since it's much sweeter than actual sugar, it's worse on your pancreas. It's the leading cause of diabetes. That's what they say about HFCS!"
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.
