"I just steal other people's jokes and put them in a Mexican accent. I got to steal jokes because I'm not really funny, maaan. Do you know what it's like to be a comedian that's not funny? I got no dick, maaan. I got to pee in this bag, maaan."
At least Kayne said something to the effect of "yeah, I know I got an ego problem, I'm working on that".
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.