Gman, and others, here is your thread, just post all the funny clips and stuff you find, this could be a contest, the more bizarre or scary or funny the better, but please use NSFW if it is NSFW...the winner will recieve funds from my PAY PAL account, REA

[NEO_Ronin121]

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>Gman, and others, here is your thread, just post all the funny clips and stuff you find, this could be a contest, the more bizarre or scary or funny the better, but please use NSFW if it is NSFW...the winner will recieve funds from my PAY PAL account, READY SET GO! Deadline should be FRI next week.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://terrytate.reebok.com/#">http://t ... k.com/#</a>

This oughta satisfy your for a few days til I find more. =8^)</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>haha I love those clips</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comment ... >Photoshop this infographic on how to protect against the Mydoom worm</a>

One of the better Fark Photoshops...</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.news.com.au/common/story_pag ... l">weeeeee! thump!</a>

<b>Teen survives 20-storey jump
From correspondents in Hong Kong
February 5, 2004

A 15-year-old boy miraculously survived after leaping 20 storeys to escape taunts by his older brother for losing in a computer game.

The boy was taken to hospital pale but unscathed after landing on the awning of a shop on the ground floor of the Kowloon district residential block where he lives, Sing Tao newspaper reported today.

A fire brigade spokesman described the incident as a "miracle and lucky escape".

The former British colony is a dense urban city where most of its seven million inhabitants live in high-rise blocks.

</b></div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '><img src="http://mysite.verizon.net/vze6nszw/dogstyle.gif">

Gif file.</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.theregister.com/content/6/35 ... l">yuck</a>

I don't know if this counts...but it's just nasty</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story. ... sc=1110</a>

Would you name your son Version 2.0 ??????</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>So the father's nuts, I understand that in a weird way. But I don't get that the mother went along with it.</div>

[Shellie]

<div style='font: 10pt georgia; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/200 ... t_x.htm</a>

My entry is the one I posted above :)</div>

[NEO_Ronin121]

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>OK, you are not getting it...this contest is for short MOVIE CLIPS, you know, like the sk8trbreak and so on and on, but please lable those NSFW as such, and Pics would count, but you have a better chance of winning with a clip, right now GMAN is in the lead. Keep Posting!</div>

[NEO_Ronin121]

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>No count, but YES VERY DAM NASTY!!!</div>

[NEO_Ronin121]

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>good one, REAL nasty though....yuck, and to think I just had ham......</div>

[NEO_Ronin121]

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>In the lead...GMAN!</div>

[Shellie]

<div style='font: 10pt georgia; text-align: left; '>humpf....you said clips..AND STUFF!! :P I posted a "and stuff" :)</div>

[Shellie]

<div style='font: 10pt georgia; text-align: left; '>Oh come on! Mine was interesting and disturbing!! :P hehe</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>I know the perfect clip if you haven't seen Rejected...but it's hard to find it online to download</div>

[NEO_Ronin121]

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>well, I meant that as like clips, flash animations and such, not just and stuff, BUT all things will be considered...frankly I am surprised how come no one has asked how much the grand prize will be...</div>

[NEO_Ronin121]

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>Yes but GMAN is MORE disturbing right now...and I don't mean looks...hahaha. The contest ain't over yet, and It is MY money so I AM the ONLY judge here.</div>

[NEO_Ronin121]

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>In a close 2nd to GMAN, SineSwiper!</div>

[NEO_Ronin121]

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>NO haven't seen that one...</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>if I could find it online to download you'd love it....but it seems the guy who made it has been cracking down on the bootleg floating the net</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>Man, you need to find us Clips of Budweiser's Leon. :)</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comment ... >Photoshop this bust of Dan Quayle, the latest addition to the Senate's Vice Presidential Bust Collection</a>

If you like those, here's another one...</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments-v ... rogdor!</a>

An oldie but goodie...</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comment ... >Photoshop a new Pokemon card</a>

Another one, but it no longer has my favorite Labowski reference...</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://users.pandora.be/bonte/forumafbe ... g">Ballmer, duh...</a>

Of course, this never gets old...</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.4humor.com/fv/pictures/funnycats.wmv">All the cat bloopers you'd ever see...</a>

And neither do cats...</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>Also, check out sierramist.com and budlight.com for some good SuperBowl commericials. (Bud Light has a really nice website, BTW.)</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comment ... ">Complete with Janet jokes...</a>

Wardrobe Malfunction</div>

[Manshoon]

<div style='font: 14pt "Times New Roman"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.macboy.com/cartoons/ballmer/ ... >Ballmer's iPod</a>

Here's what he'd look like with an iPod</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://wmd01sea.activate.net/actcanada/ ... .wmv">Beer commericial</a>

And for some lesbian action, check this out... (SFW)</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.minmatar.com/bing/vids/arc.m ... rc.mpeg</a>

This should win the "Holy Shit" Award.</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://Rejected!">http://students.cup.edu/sal7891/don hertzfeldt-rejected.wmv</a>

Here! -- if this doesn't win nothing will :P</div>

[Agent 57]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.lilgnr.com/lil_gnr_auditions ... ons.mov</a>

For anyone else pining for the lost days of hair bands</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>I can't believe some of Barret's batch have no idea who Guns n Roses is!!! I wanna slap someone one.....where's Sine? =8^)</div>

[NEO_Ronin121]

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>AGREED, OMG.</div>

[NEO_Ronin121]

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>Page Not Displayed! 404 error, YOU LOSE! bah-humbug!</div>

[NEO_Ronin121]

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>ok, as it stands Friday, Feb06 at 6pm, Sine has the lead and Gman is in a very close second....ok here is what we are going to do, I will start a new thread, you each get ONE post and the winner will recieve cold hard ecash! Look Above, but Sine holds the lead and Gman is seconded....</div>

[NEO_Ronin121]

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>and BTW you all have done well, except that one with a 404 error! Get ready for the lightning round!</div>

[NEO_Ronin121]

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>Sine DEFINATELY takes a short lead! woohoo!</div>

[NEO_Ronin121]

<div style='font: 10pt ; text-align: left; '>just call him Capt. Dumbass...hahaha</div>