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#142591 by Shellie
Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:41 pm

Maybe I should get this for Sebastian

Here's one for your Conjoined twins in the family:

Being married to a programmer is like having a cat. You talk to it but you're never really sure if it hears you, much less comprehends what you say.

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#142597 by Zeus
Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:55 pm

"It Hurts When I Poop".....wow.....

I was there on that fateful day, were you?

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#142606 by SineSwiper
Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:14 pm

You sure this wasn't ripped off of a SomethingAwful contest?

Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.

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#142610 by Shellie
Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:28 pm

I'm sure

Being married to a programmer is like having a cat. You talk to it but you're never really sure if it hears you, much less comprehends what you say.

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