Yeah, I can't believe they counter with surfing+talking. Who the fuck does that? Even iPhone countered with that in one commercial, citing unrealistic examples. Here's what would really happen:
"Okay, have you got the site pulled up?"
"No, it's still loading... ...Okay, it's up, lemme click on this link."
"You find it yet?"
"No, it's loading again. Hold on, I'll just call you back."
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.