I love absurdist humor

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I love absurdist humor

#150186 by SineSwiper
Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:24 am

Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.

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Re: I love absurdist humor

#150190 by Blotus
Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:33 am

Awesome. My favorite is Pork Chop Sandwiches. Are there more?

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Re: I love absurdist humor

#150200 by Lox
Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:00 pm

There are at least a dozen of these. My friends and I still quote them even after 6 or 7 years.

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Re: I love absurdist humor

#150202 by SineSwiper
Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:42 pm

Twenty five of them. Found this out on KnowYourMeme.com.

Porkchop's my favorite, too. Totally wasn't expecting that, and I couldn't stop laughing the whole way through.

Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.

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Re: I love absurdist humor

#150204 by SineSwiper
Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:52 am

Other highlights:

Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.

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