Douchebags suck

[Julius Seeker]

My replies to Chris are fucking funny...I don't want to be a douche that chuckles at his own jokes -- but damn, good stuff

In order to be a true certified douche; you must also have been former loser in High School that has only since begun wearing the clothing that was preppy or popular during High School; including sandals, baseball cap should be backwards if you were a teen in the 80's, but backwards or forwards for 90's teens and later are acceptable (visors are even better). Also, you must love Family Guy (not sure if that is valid anymore). Among your favourite bands must be at least three of the following: The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bob Marley, Led Zeppelin, Dave Matthews, Radiohead, Jack Johnson, or the Beasty Boys. Bonus points if you own a glow stick, wear cologne, or watch sports you have never taken an active role in playing.

[Imakeholesinu]

Zombie thread. Someone put a shotgun shell into it before it infects us all.

[Oracle]

I like 5/7 bands that Seeker mentioned. But in this case, I'll take it as the pot calling the kettle black

[kali o.]

In order to be a true certified douche; you must also have been former loser in High School that has only since begun wearing the clothing that was preppy or popular during High School; including sandals, baseball cap should be backwards if you were a teen in the 80's, but backwards or forwards for 90's teens and later are acceptable (visors are even better). Also, you must love Family Guy (not sure if that is valid anymore). Among your favourite bands must be at least three of the following: The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bob Marley, Led Zeppelin, Dave Matthews, Radiohead, Jack Johnson, or the Beasty Boys. Bonus points if you own a glow stick, wear cologne, or watch sports you have never taken an active role in playing.

Confirmations in bolds. So I am a verified douche.

That said, if you don't wear cologne, you don't smell good. Reminds me of all these guys I know that don't wear deodorant because "I never sweat and don't stink". Psst, yes you fucking do.

[Julius Seeker]

Without the the high school prep clothes, I don't think you qualify. It's a fairly core douchebag trait, just check out a College or University residence.


Oh, and I forgot about the popped collar and livestrong bracelet.

[Imakeholesinu]

You need multiple popped collars.

[Shrinweck]

I live in a college town... seen a guy with four popped collars before. Douche bags come in too many flavors to pin down one solid definition and you don't need to check multiple boxes and have a score that equals 10 to be one.

[Oracle]