"Mr. Simmons took offense and said he had to 'bitch slap' him."

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/ar ... 26.html</a>

"Mr. Simmons took offense and said he had to 'bitch slap' him."</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>He deserved it. And because he was bitch slapped by Richard Simmons, he must forfiet his balls. He is not man enough to carry them. He has been shamed....and owned.</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>The guy's 6"1', 255 pounds, and does cage fights. So taking his balls will be YOUR job.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>He's a fatso. I'd kick his ass. Of course...I'm on the internet so I can actually say that. =8^)</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>I imagine some of that is muscle.</div>

[Ganath]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>It'd have to be. How else could he lift his own weight each morning?</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>By "some" I meant "a lot." I may be wrong, but I doubt an obese guy competes in cage fights.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>There quite a few, actually.</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtm ... s">Reuters link</a>

Reuters link, because WP's registration sucks balls.</div>