One of mine: If I don't get enough sleep the night before then I get groggy about 2:00-2:30 pm at work, but if I have an XL coffee at lunch to avoid it, I won't sleep easily until after midnight... It's a viscious cycle!
I got to about 13 before I stopped because something about wall bras caught my eye...
Rosalina: But you didn't. Robert: But I DON'T. Rosalina: You sure that's right? Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come? Rosalina: No. Robert: The subjunctive? Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive. Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet. Rosalina: It would have had to have had been. Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.