I'm having trouble breathing because I'm laughing so hard at this

[Tortolia]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.playcornhole.org/index.shtml">There are many preferences for heights, lengths, widths and weights of cornhole equipment. Please tell us yours. We will tabulate your preferences and use as a basis for proposing changes to the ACA Cornhole Rules.</a>

I'm having trouble breathing because I'm laughing so hard at this</div>

[Zeus]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>That's grea</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>They have t-shirts.</div>

[Tortolia]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Galt> Cornhole can be played anywhere - driveways, parks, backyard, campgrounds, beaches and even in-doors.
Galt> Safe for everyone - no metal or pointed objects.
Galt> EVEN IN-DOORS
Galt> please, keep it there
Tortolia> hey, we can join the American Cornhole Association!
rain> I would join
rain> if they gave me a card
Tortolia> Benefits of ACA Membership:
Tortolia> All ACA members receive an official ACA Membership Card,
Tortolia> SCORE!
rain> OHMIGOD
rain> i'm joinin
Kandalor> Hahaha.
Galt> hehehe
Galt> i see a drinking game in our future here

Lum_> IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE ACA
Kandalor> Oh god no it isn't.
Kandalor> What if you strained something playing this "sport".
Kandalor> What would you tell your doctor?
Galt> Help us make Cornhole, America’s game.
Galt> that's the BEST
Kandalor> Sorry Doc, yeah, I tore it Cornholing.

Kandalor> What can be done to people who are literally card carrying cornholers?
Lum_> you could take away their cornholing privileges</div>

[Flip]

<div style='font: 12pt "Cooper Black"; text-align: left; '>omg, i am getting one. Seriously, this is hilarious.</div>

[the Gray]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>That is funny stuff.</div>