<div style='font: 10pt Impact; text-align: left; '>So I got off work from the bar at about 10:00, sat and flirted with my two new favorite waitresses while I had my 2 free draft beers. Gave my friend Don a call who was downtown watching the fireworks. He told me about a party at this girls apartment in a hood downtown. So I grab the remaining beer from my fridge and head over there. It was pretty close to my house but I had to avoid the highway because of the traffic coming and going from downtown so it took me about 15 minutes to drive about 14 blocks. I get there and my friend Austyn and his girlfriend Liz are there along with three of Liz's friends, Holly, Emily and Johna. I had met Emily at my friend Mike's birthday party in April and she kept telling me how much I look like her doctor (I would have liked to have played doctor too, but I digress). So I'm drinking, a lot, on an empty stomach, needless to say after my 6th beer (4 at party, 2 at bar) I was a bit intoxicated. Austyn and Liz bail, and not too soon afterwards Holly and Emily leave too. So it's me and Johna and Don. Don is no where to be found and I'm entertaining Johna since it really sucked that everyone had to leave so early (it was about 2 am). Don wanted to leave at about 2:30 so he went to the can and Johna and I started making out. I got her number and called her after I dropped don off, who was tossing beer bottles out the window of my car at people's houses by the time I got him home. I get him home about 3am. I get back to Johna's with the quickness since I can take the highway almost all the way to her apartment. Get there, make out, and to the bedroom we go. First time we did it, I didn't cum but I got her off several times. She felt bad since she couldn't get me off but I assured her it was because I was piss drunk. Bout and hour later and pillow talk (which I found very interesting, but I don't think it would be fair to talk about it) we start again, no real concept of time then I went upstairs to get my cell since I knew one or both of my parents would call me to figure out where the hell I was. It was about 5 and the sun was coming up and we both fell asleep for a bit then woke back up, fucked, noted that it was about 6:30 and went back to bed. (She made a comment to me about waking her up just for sex, but I said "Then stop making soft little moans in my ear whenever you roll over") Then at about 9:30 it starts storming outside like no other. I hit the bathroom a bit after the storm passed to get rid of some excess alcohol and went back to bed. Then our phones start ringing, one after the other. First, my dad had some woman from my doctor's office in Norfolk call me. I didn't answer the phone. Then mom called. Then Johna's friend Holly called and the first thing that came out of her mouth was "Is he still there?" Needless to say my friend Don and squeeled to Liz who in-turn called Holly before she went to work. Don called Austyn and Austyn thought it was all a joke. So after the two of us threw fits that people kept calling us and waking us up it was time for me to get dressed and get out since she had to go meet Holly to lay out, drink and talk about last nights events. I left, called Austyn again and he still didn't believe me (Liz must not have called him.) So while I was on the phone with Austyn, Liz called, filled him in, and he called me back and was like "You weren't fucking with me." and I was like "No dude." So I'm still in my clothes from the night before, I get to my mom's house, take my little brother to work, come back, pass out on the couch for a bit, eat dinner, head back over to Don's to pick him up so he and I and Austyn can go see Farenheit 9/11. Get out of the movie, the roads are a mess by yet another huge fucking storm. Tried calling Johna to see what she was up too ( you can interpert my intentions all you want, if she had came over, I would not have minded getting laid again) but her cell was dead or off. Watched MTV and Comedy central, and passed out.
And that's the story. The night almost didn't happen when I let her know I was a virgin, which she didn't believe till the next morning when Holly had called her because of the entire huge fiasco it was causing in our circle of friends. It was quite funny also at the movie theater. Don kept making comments about girls in the audience and I was like "Ok Don, you set her up, I'll knock her down" Since I had blocked Don by giving him his skoal and cigs right as he was talking to her, and in turn, I got laid and he didn't it. Austyn made a comment about how I was walking and I was like "well I guess it's really no different then how you are walking now is it?" [Insert sexual inuendos here]. The movie was boring until the end, then it just got a bit gut wrenching. It was a so-so movie, but I doubt I'll see it again. It's a lot to take in in two hours and since my mind was still a bit on the events of the night before I really didn't pay much attention.</div>
"An old man dies, a young girl lives, fair trade." - Bruce Willis from Sin City.
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