<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>Jesus fucking Christ, people! It's not a viral epidemic here any more! Many more people die from heart disease and cancer (not combined) in the US than AIDS. You're ten-thousand times more likely to get pregnant (or get somebody pregnant) than get AIDS. Wear a condom because of that. Fear babies! Teach the high school kids that they don't want kids at that age. Drill it into their head that they have a hard enough time trying to support themselves without having to deal with a kid. (Hell, that's easy...just show them the daycare costs.)
It's not even a "gay disease" any more. The gay community got so freaking scared of AIDS, that they changed habits and almost totally removed the disease from their society. (And for good reason; if somebody was popular in the 80's and gay, chances are that they died from AIDS.)
Now, you want a viral epidemic: Africa. About 38% of all of the people there have AIDS. That means you could screw three people there, and you probably have AIDS already. They have a goddamn AIDS puppet on South African Seseme Street!! I honestly don't even know why they fuck. Just stop fucking. Stop having sex. It's not worth it. There's better joys than worrying about catching a fatal disease every time you screw a chick, or worrying that a condom that pops off it going to literally kill you.
You want to donate to the cause or raise awareness on AIDS? Then donate to AIDS causes in AFRICA and show the commericials in AFRICA! Stop wasting money on the US. Because that's what you're doing when you show fact-distorting commericials and "specials" in America. Right now, the statistics are almost as distorted as the ones for the War on (Some) Drugs. Every time they talk about how many people die from AIDS, they always use world statistics to distort the average from US with the average from Africa.
The bottom line: teach AIDS here but don't preach it. Preach it in Africa.</div>
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