<div style='font: 10pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light", "Century Gothic"; text-align: left; '>The mags are crap now anyway. I've got ads that POSE AS A COVER to the magazine (thanks GamePro!). I've got big thick sticker thingies that force me to turn to that page, just so I can rip the fucking thing out. This is next to the smaller postcards, begging me to pay a year for an essensially free mag (because I sign up for some used game membership at EB/Babbages/whatever). Of course, these ads aren't enough, so I have the regular ads in the mags telling me to buy their game, right next to the review for that game that tells me it blows.
Or the mags encased in a plastic bag, with a CD. That CD ends up being an AOL disc. Wow...AOL...is...The Internet! I thought I was going to get a demo disc, but hey, this AOL CD sure is better than that playable crap!</div>
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.