“[I] was going to go trick or treat – knock on some doors and get some candy! I like dressing up like a monster and getting candy!” – Michael Jackson in a recent web chat.

[Chockboard]

<div style='font: 10pt arial; text-align: left; '>“ was going to go trick or treat – knock on some doors and get some candy! I like dressing up like a monster and getting candy!” – Michael Jackson in a recent web chat.</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>s/Michael Jackson/any dumbass who wants to call himself "Michael Jackson"/</div>

[Blotus]

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>I read that really fast and thought it said "molestor"... neat!</div>

[Lox]

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I would hope it was a scheduled chat with MJ for anyone to believe it was really him at all.</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Yeah, well, I remember George W. Bush saying in a recent web chat: "Suck my Texan balls because I'm president...I think, brb lemme check."</div>