DO NOT go to the movies this weekend,, for the love of god!

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>My first weekend with marching band over with.. and I'm spending it working. Harry Potter weekend... this is feared to be the busiest weekend EVER because of that satan-reborn Harry Potter. Have you seen the posters? He's got the EVILEST facial expression with torches burning on either side... pure evil.

Please.. please stay away from the movies... give me a break :) I gotta work the next 3 nights... school will feel good compared to this</div>

[Imakeholesinu]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Just think of how many chicks you'll pick up in that uniform though. :)</div>

[Gone to Shakers]

<div style='font: 12pt ; text-align: left; '>Somehow I doubt Tessian is into 8 year olds, then again, with some people at the Shrine........ NEVERMIND I'm thinking of those stupid IGN boards again</div>

[S.Cody2]

<div style='font: 10pt "Times New Roman"; text-align: left; '>Have fun sweeping. Muahahahaha!</div>

[Imakeholesinu]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Hehe.</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>I am to feed His followers; I don't clean up after them</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>you'd be surprised how many hot teen / college girls came to see His film last night ;)</div>

[Lee]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '><u>Steve</u>: Jon, this is the MUST-SEE movie of the season. MUST-SEE. And I'll be first in line!
<u>Jon</u>: So, Steve, you're a bit Potter fan, huh?
<u>Steve</u>: No. No. I've never read the book, and..uhh....you know, I don't really even like kids.
<u>Jon</u>: So why are you going to see the movie?
<u>Steve</u>: MUST-SEE, Jon! I have no choice! I MUST SEE this movie!
<u>Jon</u>: Steve, I don't think you HAVE to see Harry Potter.
<u>Steve</u>: No, Jon, you don't understand! AOL/Time Warner has won! You own my soul! I <i>will</i> see Harry Potter. You have won the battle of pop culture! I bow before you!
<u>Jon</u>: Hey, Steve, doesn't Time Warner own part of Comedy Central. They pay your paycheck, right?
<u>Steve</u>: ....I said I'd see it.

--Lee S.</div>

[S.Cody2]

<div style='font: 10pt "Times New Roman"; text-align: left; '>Stuck on bar? Don't you cycle through all positions?</div>

[Blotus]

<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>Is Steve Carrel the guy with the glasses or.... the other guy? You know the one...</div>

[Lee]

<div style='font: 10pt Arial; text-align: left; '>No, he's the other guy. The one that doesn't wear glasses.</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>Steven Colbert is the guy with glasses. He's the one who's also on Strangers With Candy</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>Box, Concession, or Usher. Concession's the best cause it's a combo of the other 2, with the ability to mooch off of food and drink :) Box is Concession, except you don't get to move or drink.. you're stuck in a fish tank for pete's sake. Usher you walk around, clean up the crap in the theatres and deal with bitchy customers.. we do that in our stand, but to a much lesser degree (and once again, we got food).</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>ROFLOL!!! Damnit, I wish I had seen it!! But noooo.. I've been feeding His followers every night this weekend.. gotta go in 20 minutes actually</div>

[Torgo]

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>"His?" I knew Harry Potter was popular, but I was not aware that he became a full fledged diety...</div>

[S.Cody2]

<div style='font: 10pt "Times New Roman"; text-align: left; '>You don't get trained for everything? Efficient spending! A monkey could cover all 3 with ease.</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>He's more than a diety, He is the Dark Prince himself; Lord of Darkness, Ruler of the Underworld, 'El Diablo, Baezelbalb (sp?).. etc etc</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>you know the attention span of teens.. it would take too long to cover the specifics of all 3 jobs at once. I could get trained for the other 2, but I don't want to</div>

[S.Cody2]

<div style='font: 10pt "Times New Roman"; text-align: left; '>Once again, a monkey could do the job to a satisfactory extent. Speaking from experience. I actually trained a theater-monkey.</div>

[Mr.Person]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Let's keep this short:

Movie was rushed out to make $$$, it was missing ALOT of little details from the book, which was what made the book charming in the first place.</div>