I just watched the Star Wars Holiday Special tonight. Anyone who says anything about Episode 1 being the worst Star Wars ever hasn't seen this show. It makes Episode 1 look like Citizen Kane. I can't describe how bad it is....fucking scary

[New and Improved Zeus]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I just watched the Star Wars Holiday Special tonight. Anyone who says anything about Episode 1 being the worst Star Wars ever hasn't seen this show. It makes Episode 1 look like Citizen Kane. I can't describe how bad it is....fucking scary</div>

[Torgo]

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>I'll never forget the scene where Itchy gets aroused by the human dancer, no matter how hard I try.</div>

[New and Improved Zeus]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>My lord, tell me about it. Easily one of the worst parts of a horrendus film. Everyone, don't concern youselves with spoilers on this one. Trust me, it makes ZERO difference. You'll all be begging for this damned thing to end and won't be payin' attention anyways</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>Holiday special? Shit, what do you expect?</div>

[New and Improved Zeus]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>No one could have expected this. Seriously, you have to see it 'cause if I explained it you wouldn't believe me</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>I heard it was made in 1980 or so.</div>

[New and Improved Zeus]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I think it was 1978 or 1979. And work with me on this one, it's far different and far worse than your wildest dreams</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>Yeah, but it's a no-nothing holiday special, so who cares? Screwing up Episode I - even if Episode I is a better product - is far worse.</div>

[New and Improved Zeus]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Who said Episode 1 was a screw up? I happen to think it was an excellent prequel, one that will be far more appreciated by the nay-sayers after the next two come out</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>God, I could write pages. Real quick: Lucas is not a good director - he can't do dramatic sequences well - and just about everything about Anakin.</div>

[New and Improved Zeus]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Like I said, I think you'll appreciate it much more after the next two come out. I honestly believe it'll grow on people as being a very good starting film to a long series we just can't see the whole thing yet</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>No. Nothing will change how bad many of the lines Jake Loyd delivered were - his fault or Lucas', doesn't matter, it was bad. And nothing will change how silly it was to have him "accidentaly" blow up the ship.</div>

[New and Improved Zeus]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>The "accident" I'll agree with you somewhat on, same with Jar Jar in the final battle. He even annoyed me a little. But there is a helluva lot to really like about the movie, some of which should become more appreciated later (hopefully)</div>