<div style='font: 10pt "arial narrow"; text-align: left; padding: 0% 5% 0% 5%; '>Now you bums are on your honor not to cheat and look off anybody else's answers. If you do, it may wind up biting you in the ass anyway, 'cause I'm going to try and make these hard. I'm going to list some quotes, and you just have to tell me who the speaker is. In some cases, the character may not have a name, but you should be able to tell me who it is anyway (ex- Homer's relative who plays a millionaire at partys).
1) "Just as I thought, it's a Yard King! Now that is a quality barrow."
2) "Aw, look at the weak little baby. You're stupid, you stupid weak baby!"
3) "Well well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg."
4) "Say your prayers, [Bart] Simpson..... because the school can't force you like they should!"
5) "My eyes, the goggles -- they do nothing!"
6) "...oh, and I stepped on one of your Peacocks. Got a paper towel?" (sometimes taken out in syndicated episodes)
7) "Hey, that smells like regular [gas]. She needs premium, dude, <b>Premium!</b> ... <b>Duuude!</b>"
8) "I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree with Jack, Orville, and Mr... couldn't we just do something to his voice box?"
9) "I am the lizard queen!"
10) Man: Hey ________, where's your cummerbund?
______: "It fell in the toilet."
11) "[Homer] Simpson, is that a plunger stuck on your head?"
12) Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can!"
______: "Use my pen knife, my good man!" (this guy has a name, but a description will do)
13) "Nine hundred dollary-doos?! Tobias! Did you accept a six hour call from the States?!"
14) "Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years-old!"
15) "Taxes?! I thought this was the line for Metallica!"
16) "But this comes out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend she'd kill me!"
17) The Sea Captain: Aye, that's ___________. He dances for nickels. (who is he referring to?)
18) "Aw, I bent my wookiee!"
19) "And I 'ate the mess he [Santa's Little Helper] left on me rug! ...Ya heard me!"
20) "This whole thing is as pointless as that yellow, lemon-shaped rock over there."
21) "My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory."
22) "_________, _________,(it's the same person) he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think..."
23) ____: "I thought I'd get in shape so I've been drinking nothing but milkshakes."
Lisa: You mean those diet milkshakes?
____: "Uh oh."
24) ______: "Let me be the first to say, 'may to force be with you'."
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
______: "I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?"
25) "Bloody Guts Murphy was quite the <i>sousaphone</i> player--"
Give'r.</div>
1) "Just as I thought, it's a Yard King! Now that is a quality barrow."
2) "Aw, look at the weak little baby. You're stupid, you stupid weak baby!"
3) "Well well, if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg."
4) "Say your prayers, [Bart] Simpson..... because the school can't force you like they should!"
5) "My eyes, the goggles -- they do nothing!"
6) "...oh, and I stepped on one of your Peacocks. Got a paper towel?" (sometimes taken out in syndicated episodes)
7) "Hey, that smells like regular [gas]. She needs premium, dude, <b>Premium!</b> ... <b>Duuude!</b>"
8) "I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree with Jack, Orville, and Mr... couldn't we just do something to his voice box?"
9) "I am the lizard queen!"
10) Man: Hey ________, where's your cummerbund?
______: "It fell in the toilet."
11) "[Homer] Simpson, is that a plunger stuck on your head?"
12) Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can!"
______: "Use my pen knife, my good man!" (this guy has a name, but a description will do)
13) "Nine hundred dollary-doos?! Tobias! Did you accept a six hour call from the States?!"
14) "Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years-old!"
15) "Taxes?! I thought this was the line for Metallica!"
16) "But this comes out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend she'd kill me!"
17) The Sea Captain: Aye, that's ___________. He dances for nickels. (who is he referring to?)
18) "Aw, I bent my wookiee!"
19) "And I 'ate the mess he [Santa's Little Helper] left on me rug! ...Ya heard me!"
20) "This whole thing is as pointless as that yellow, lemon-shaped rock over there."
21) "My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory."
22) "_________, _________,(it's the same person) he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think..."
23) ____: "I thought I'd get in shape so I've been drinking nothing but milkshakes."
Lisa: You mean those diet milkshakes?
____: "Uh oh."
24) ______: "Let me be the first to say, 'may to force be with you'."
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
______: "I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?"
25) "Bloody Guts Murphy was quite the <i>sousaphone</i> player--"
Give'r.</div>