<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>And now here's some more infinite wisdom from Bill Hicks:
<i>"Drugs have done good things for us. 'What do you mean, Bill?' Well, if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor, then. Go home tonight, take all your albums, your tapes, and your CDs, and burn 'em. Because, you know what? The musicians who made that great music that has enhanced your lives throughout the years: real fuckin' high on drugs." The Beatles: "They were real high, they wrote great music: drugs had a positive effect" (RV). Keith Richards: "You never hear the Surgeon General mention Keith, do you? Oh -- a little hole in the theory there!" The crime of the War on Drugs was that it churned out mystifying propaganda while burying points of view that were valid, however thorny: "Keith Richards is shooting heroin into his eyeball, and is still touring. All right? I'm getting mixed signals" (D). Thus, no matter its ends, the corrupt means of the campaign were suppression and disinformation at the expense of knowledge and experience: "The extent of our drug education is a slogan. 'Just Say No' -- that's our drug education. To me, 'Just Say No' is very closed-minded -- the opposite of open-minded, the opposite of learning. See, all my friends, and myself -- we Just Said Yes, and I guarantee you, we learned a whole bunch about drugs." Not a popular admission -- sorry -- but it was the truth. Moreover, it enabled a perception that might credibly challenge the status quo: "Why is the drug czar of this country a cop? Why isn't he instead someone who's been through recovery, who has had an alcohol and/or drug addiction and overcome it?... Putting sick people in jail -- does that make sense?"</i></div>
Rosalina: But you didn't.
Robert: But I DON'T.
Rosalina: You sure that's right?
Robert: I was going to HAVE told you they'd come?
Rosalina: No.
Robert: The subjunctive?
Rosalina: That's not the subjunctive.
Robert: I don't think the syntax has been invented yet.
Rosalina: It would have had to have had been.
Robert: Had to have...had...been? That can't be right.