The Tuxedo review...

[kali o.]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>It sucked.

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What? You wanted more?

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It sucked and Jennifer Love Hewitt is ugly...what the fuck is wrong with you people who think she's hot?

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That's my review, and I feel sad for those that are downloading it from me.

KO-
"I'm just about to watch the Transporter...hopefully it's better."</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Hewitt isn't ugly so much as vastly overrated...like most actresses. And you're suprised a Chan movie sucked? *tsk tsk tsk*</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>I like her tits. Very nice. But her face? Nah....plus, she's too skinny. Look at her neck....unusually long. I've seen better looking porn stars. =8^)</div>

[ManaMan]

<div style='font: 12pt "Courier New"; text-align: left; '>You're right, she's just a slightly above average looking girl with average sized tits. I hate this fan-boy female worshipping that goes on.</div>

[EsquE]

<div style='font: 10pt Baskerville; text-align: left; '>Dunno...she just does it for me...certainly don't worship her though...just on my list of people I'd want to fuck...my list is a bit different from Lox's though ;)</div>

[ManaMan]

<div style='font: 12pt "Courier New"; text-align: left; '>Well, there is the notable lack of people with the title "Mr." on your list.</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>So wait, he's supposed to have people with Mr. on his list? I'm confused.</div>

[EsquE]

<div style='font: 10pt Baskerville; text-align: left; '>Strike that, reverse it...</div>

[kent]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>they're really running out of ideas for Jackie Chan to kickass.

never been a big fan of JLH but if i remember correctly Crono's going to be opening a can of whupass on you guys.

i always thought the girl from the Transporter isn't that good looking, even naked she's kinda blah. the concept of the movie is okay though, at the very least it's much better than The Tuxedo.</div>

[Lox]

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>You best be getting that backwards, Ms ManaMan. My list is chock-full-o Misses, Mrs, Ms, Senoras(couldn't find the squiggly n), etc! :)</div>

[Lox]

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>And no, you are not on my list! Though you rank high on Ish's and Gman's list of possible 3-some partners.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>You and you're crazy fantasies again. BTW....Manaman is short for Man and Man. =8^D</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>You and your crazy fantasies again. BTW....Manaman is short for Man and Man. =8^D</div>

[Torgo]

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>And G-Man is short for...nah, too easy.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Gentleman Joe =8^)</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>...you DO realize that you just said you only have Ms's on your list...and then called Manaman a Ms? Your gay side is screaming out</div>

[Ishamael]

<div style='font: 14pt "Sans Serif"; text-align: justify; padding: 0% 15% 0% 15%; '>Just beneath you and Mana...Oh do tell...</div>

[ManaMan]

<div style='font: 12pt "Courier New"; text-align: left; '>Gee, I was wondering how long it would take until someone made fun of my name... I mean, it's a pretty easy target "man, a man (what a sexy man!)" and all that. :P</div>

[ManaMan]

<div style='font: 12pt "Courier New"; text-align: left; '>Coming out of the closet eh? Maybe you and Derithian should hook up. :P</div>

[Lox]

<div style='font: bold 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Tessian, you make me sad. May I refer you to my post directly above this one? bah...newbies. ;)</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Years and years! How'd you got below Ish's gaydar? =8^P</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Years and years! How'd you avoid Ish's gaydar? =8^P</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>I think the problem is filmmakers think they have to keep making things bigger and more fantastic. Chan doesn't need a goddamn super tux to kick ass. Just put him in a goddamn kung-fu movie.</div>

[Torgo]

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Okay, G-Man, whatever you say... By the way, nice PURPLE background.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>I know you prefer rainbow. =8^)</div>

[Torgo]

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Watch it, GLAAD-Man.</div>

[ManaMan]

<div style='font: 12pt "Courier New"; text-align: left; '>I guessing that Jackie Chan wrote the script... He may be a great action star but damn is he strange.</div>

[EsquE]

<div style='font: 10pt Baskerville; text-align: left; '>I though I already took that door off the hinges :)</div>

[SineSwiper]

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