Jason X

[Slappy White]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Little background. I first saw Friday the 13th part 3 in the theatre, it was 3-D of all things. Either way i was under the recommended age, in that era (before many of you were born). Anyway, I loveed the movie. I had an instant facination with Jason (non-sexual, dumbasses) Then when part 4, The Final Chapter, came out (one of Crispin Glover's finest dance moments. Want a big laugh? Rent this and just watch his dance routine.) I really liked that flick. Jason owned.

Now fast forward to 2400AD... or whatever. They do that in Jason X. Movie totally sucks! I mean SUCKS!. BUT Uber-Jason, as they describe him in the credits, the metal re-made Jason, fucking OWNS!. Damn, now that is a cool concept. How do they use him? They don't! Mother fuckers!. The rest of the movie sucks, in stride. But Uber-Jason is still fucking cool. USE HIM CORRECTLY! USE HIM FOR ANYTHING! YOU SUCK! (Directed to the assholes that make the movies).

God Uber-Jason could be used for alot of cool storylines. But you would have to use him correctly i.e. ultimate killing machine... vs. human... or alien... see where I'm going...? Man... he could be awesome with the right budget. Human's in a desperate battle that has lasted hundred's of years... They dwell over solutions to a conflict that involves an alien race taking over control of the earth and any resource in control of the earth. One of the suggestions is to resurrect and modify the mythical "Jason" if they can find his body. And then let the fucker loose. Hero/Action Star/Psycho-Mo-Fo. In Extra-Uber-Jason form. It would be so cool. (In my imagination. Most likely in the imagination of the filmmakers it would SUCK!!)</div>

[Won-qu]

<div style='font: 12pt "Copperplate Gothic Bold"; text-align: left; '>That's Drunken Post #53 for tonight... : )</div>

[Torgo]

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>It was a wretched excuse for a film, but I still kinda liked it. It had puns.</div>

[EsquE]

<div style='font: 10pt Baskerville; text-align: left; '>But more importantly in Jason X...nudity factor? Quantity? Quality?</div>

[Slappy White]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Almost none.</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>No popular space flick has ever shown boobs. Well...."Total Recall" did...but that chick had three boobs.</div>

[EsquE]

<div style='font: 10pt Baskerville; text-align: left; '>What a shame...decent boobage has always been a mainstay of the series... :(</div>

[EsquE]

<div style='font: 10pt Baskerville; text-align: left; '>This is Friday the 3th we're talking about...it may be set in space but it's probably as close to Sci-Fi as....well....as the Sci-Fi channel is now...</div>

[Zeus]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>The movie was good as long as you knew it wa gonna be corny going it. I had fun with it. It wasn't a good movie per se, but it was fun</div>

[Derithian]

<div style='font: italic bold 14pt ; text-align: center; '>yeah I always hated friday the threeth....it's never been a good day for me</div>

[Derithian]

<div style='font: italic bold 14pt ; text-align: center; '>exactly man exactly</div>

[Derithian]

<div style='font: italic bold 14pt ; text-align: center; '>some of the deaths were great too....."where is he" "He's screwed" gotta love it</div>

[Won-qu]

<div style='font: 12pt "Copperplate Gothic Bold"; text-align: left; '>That's exactly the problem with movies like this. They're total cop-outs. These moronic "writers" use camp-value as an excuse to make scripts as flat as their EEG read-outs.</div>

[Zeus]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>It might be hard to believe it's a serious movie, but it's just as hard for a lot of people to just let go and have fun in movies. Jason X requires it. It's was also one of the few movies I've ever seen that succeeded at making it's own camp value, that's usually an accidental thing</div>

[Manshoon]

<div style='font: 14pt "Times New Roman"; text-align: left; '>The scene with the holographic campers makes all the difference.</div>

[Kupek]

<div style='font: 10pt verdana; text-align: left; padding: 0% 10% 0% 10%; '>...you have to be joking.</div>

[Manshoon]

<div style='font: 14pt "Times New Roman"; text-align: left; '>As far as making fun of itself goes, it does.</div>

[Zeus]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>For purposefully induced camp? Damned right it does. It was a great scene, as long as you were watching the movie they wanted you to watch</div>

[Derithian]

<div style='font: italic bold 14pt ; text-align: center; '>we like premarital sex</div>

[SineSwiper]

<div style='font: 11pt "EngraversGothic BT", "Copperplate Gothic Light"; text-align: left; '>They need to make American Beauty in space. Then that chick can show her boobs to some alien boyfriend in a spaceship or something.</div>