<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Well it's not. It fucking blows. The script sucks, the acting sucks, and the film quality sucks. And then there's the soundtrack, which sounds like it was lifted directly from a porno. That's actually a compliment, since I've seen cheap pornos better directed than this crock.
On the other hand, I would be lying if I said I wasn't amused by it. I mean, a movie like this is great MST fodder. The plot is laughable, and the ending alone was probably worth the $2 I paid to rent this piece of trash. Plus, one of the DVD extras is pretty intersting stuff for role-players. If you like pen and paper RPGs, or just happen to be drunk or high, give this movie a rent. Then burn it and piss on the ashes.</div>
On the other hand, I would be lying if I said I wasn't amused by it. I mean, a movie like this is great MST fodder. The plot is laughable, and the ending alone was probably worth the $2 I paid to rent this piece of trash. Plus, one of the DVD extras is pretty intersting stuff for role-players. If you like pen and paper RPGs, or just happen to be drunk or high, give this movie a rent. Then burn it and piss on the ashes.</div>
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