Cameron Diaz rejects a teenager's dying wish.

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '><b>Link:</b> <a href="http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story.asp ... ME=diaz</a>

Cameron Diaz rejects a teenager's dying wish.</div>

[Zeus]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>I know it's mean, but I laughed very hard reading that article</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>*ahem* =8^)</div>

[Eric]

<div style='font: 11pt ; text-align: left; '>That reminds me of Chris Rock. "So lil Jimmy you want Jim Carey to tell you jokes before you die?" "No! I want some tities in my face!"</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>Ahahahahahahaha I'm STILL laughing...I can't believe this. "What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>*ahem* Zeus.......? =8^)</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>It's simple logic-- if she gives him his wish then every dying boy over the age of 14's going to want one too and that's just wrong</div>

[Torgo]

<div style='font: 9pt Arial; text-align: left; '>Just so we're all on the same page, we all know this is a satire, right?</div>

[G-man Joe]

<div style='font: 11pt "Fine Hand"; text-align: left; '>Just so you all know......Tess and Zeus are gullible. =8^)</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>hehehe, And so is everyone I showed that to. I found it too entertaining to bother questioning its validity :P</div>

[Gentz]

<div style='font: 11pt arial; text-align: left; '>For future reference, if the article uses the word "blow job" you can usually make a good assumption as to its validity.</div>

[Tessian]

<div style='font: 11pt Dominion; text-align: left; '>hehe actually the caption under the photo tipped me off later...but like I said-- too entertaining to care :)</div>

[Zeus]

<div style='font: 9pt ; text-align: left; '>Obviously it's a joke, but the subject matter isn't exactly something that I felt good laughing about, even though it was very funny</div>

[Oracle]

<div style='font: bold 10pt ; text-align: left; '>Really?! Oh shit! And I thought "The Chaser" was a reliable news source! :p</div>